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Were Russian Planes Detonated by Al Qaeda Women Smuggling Bombs Inside Their Genitals?
Ace of Spades HQ ^ | August 31, 2004 | Ace of Spades HQ

Posted on 08/31/2004 1:09:57 PM PDT by Warhead W-88

We now know the Russian planes were blown up by 1) women 2) from the toilets.

This dovetails ominously with a six month old report from US intelligence that Al Qaeda was recruiting female terrorists to smuggle 8-12 ounces of explosives inside their vaginas, then extract them and assemble the bomb and detonate it from toilet.

More here, including the likely effect on the racial profiling debate.


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KEYWORDS: airplane; airplanebathroom; airplanebathrooms; airplanes; alqaeda; bathroom; bathrooms; blackwidows; femalebombers; femalesucidebombers; genitalbombs; hexogen; planes; russianplanes; terrorism
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To: Warhead W-88

Talk about

a vibrator

packing a punch!


101 posted on 08/31/2004 1:40:01 PM PDT by Quix (PRAYER WARRIORS, DO YOUR STUFF! LIVES AND NATIONS DEPEND ON IT)
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To: Quix

It puts a new meaning into the phrase "Fire in the hole."


102 posted on 08/31/2004 1:41:12 PM PDT by TXBSAFH (Bandwidth is too good for these (L)users.)
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To: Warhead W-88; Constitution Day; Lazamataz; Tijeras_Slim; xsmommy

They won't be in those posthumous groups of 72 virgins.


103 posted on 08/31/2004 1:41:15 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Harsh not my mellow)
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To: escapefromboston
this is the first time I have seen Genitals on freerepublic

Well, you've only been here 10 days. We usually send them back to DU pretty quickly.

104 posted on 08/31/2004 1:42:04 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: TXBSAFH

EEEEWWWWWWYOOOOOOO!


105 posted on 08/31/2004 1:42:42 PM PDT by Quix (PRAYER WARRIORS, DO YOUR STUFF! LIVES AND NATIONS DEPEND ON IT)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

LOL


106 posted on 08/31/2004 1:42:50 PM PDT by escapefromboston (the real Green Lantern Returns!)
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To: TXBSAFH

I have a crotch sniffing dog. Is that good enough?


107 posted on 08/31/2004 1:43:04 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: Loyalist

...heheheheh...


108 posted on 08/31/2004 1:43:09 PM PDT by antivenom ("Never argue with an idiot, he'll bring you down to his level - then beat you with experience.")
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To: RichInOC

She bang, she bang?


109 posted on 08/31/2004 1:43:32 PM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
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To: NJ_gent

Full body xray...remember they were testing one?


110 posted on 08/31/2004 1:44:03 PM PDT by antivenom ("Never argue with an idiot, he'll bring you down to his level - then beat you with experience.")
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Good enough for government work.


111 posted on 08/31/2004 1:44:28 PM PDT by TXBSAFH (Bandwidth is too good for these (L)users.)
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To: Flatus I. Maximus
>As an Arabic-looking friend of mine said after being strip-searched at Reagan airport, "Thank God Richard Reed didn't use an explosive suppository."

Chechens look white. Racial profiling worked on 9/12 but I doubt it will be vailid much longer. A much more complex profiling needs to be done which takes into account many factors.

112 posted on 08/31/2004 1:44:56 PM PDT by Dialup Llama
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To: Warhead W-88
HA! Stirrups in the metal detectors!!!!

Excuse me ma'am, but, could you sit on the table, scooch forward with your feet in the stirrups please?

113 posted on 08/31/2004 1:46:02 PM PDT by rintense (Results matter.)
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To: Dialup Llama

Just have everyone lick a honey baked ham prior to boarding the plane...that's a start...


114 posted on 08/31/2004 1:46:27 PM PDT by antivenom ("Never argue with an idiot, he'll bring you down to his level - then beat you with experience.")
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To: azhenfud

Wham

Bam

No thank you, ma'am.


115 posted on 08/31/2004 1:46:28 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Harsh not my mellow)
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To: Bacon Man
Is this what they mean by vaginal discharge? :)

YOU! Go sit in the corner!

116 posted on 08/31/2004 1:47:06 PM PDT by tbpiper
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To: azhenfud

...shake your bomb-bomb, shake your bomb-bomb, shake your bomb-bomb...


117 posted on 08/31/2004 1:47:45 PM PDT by RichInOC ("...I'm a freak, I like the girls with the BOOM..."-Humpty Hump, Digital Underground)
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To: LibWhacker
"This only means the body cavity check is coming to an airport near you. Take off your shoes, and bend over"



But if the mooselimbs recruit someone like this, who in the hell can the FAA hire that would make such a sacrifice for the safety of the flying public?
118 posted on 08/31/2004 1:47:57 PM PDT by GunnyHartman (Islam + Dubya = Waslam)
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To: NJ_gent
"Jokes aside. How do you fight against that?"

It will not just be women. Men and women could have things surgically implanted inside them. Detonator and everything. A few days time and there would be no residue I imagine to detect. Just a stitched up wound on the belly. Maybe a string to pull to set it off, internal switch to press. Its like something out of Sci-Fi. We have GOT to get this figured out before it happens here.

119 posted on 08/31/2004 1:48:09 PM PDT by Names Ash Housewares
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To: Warhead W-88

There once was a woman from Dallas...


120 posted on 08/31/2004 1:48:17 PM PDT by anonymous_user (Bush lied? Kerry LIES.)
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