Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate
only 500 more to 41,000!
Must...resist...double...entendre....
Comic...senses...over...loading....
Cannot...talk...in full...sentences....
No sweat. I'm a professional mathematician. To understand Chaos Theory you must first understand that all and nothing is Chaos.
At my house...yes... When you understand this you will have the tools needed to understand the Undead Thread.
Yeah, it may explain Chaos, but does it explain women? I sense it may not be enough.
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Not bad old friend
Heading for bed....
G'Night all...
NB
You do some nice work
But why is it always so *SAD*??
We should be celebrating now -- Arafat is DEAD. For real this time.
Oh, no, I couldn't possibly accept it.
But I'll take the money.
Yeah, I figgered it wouldn't last.
You know, serious social commentary just aint what it used to be.
good night!
'night
You would have a few more than I get then, because the beach draws them for sure. Fun stuff for you.
I won't go for it, have fun.
The Very Secret Diary of Saruman the White
DAY ONE
Am bored. No cable in Isengard. Nothing to do but write rude anonymous letters to Radagast the Brown and Manfred the Slightly Ecru.
Perhaps will have a look at the palantir.
DAY TWO
Have met v. nice guy via palantir. He seems to really like me for me and not just because am most powerful wizard in Middle Earth. Wonder what he looks like.
DAY THREE
Am becoming disenchanted with palantir guy. Refuses to send me photo, except of one v. large eyeball. Says he is shy but I rather suspect he is fat, or perhaps hairy. Have heard some v. bad stories about palantir relationships. Should probably cool it for a while.
DAY SEVEN
Well, wouldn't you know, palantir guy turned out to be Dark Lord of Mordor. Just my luck. Could have been worse, I guess. Sauron not far or hairy, just disembodied force of evil. Must go now, have to raise massive demon army to scourge the earth. Also, have manicure appointment. Is no easy task keeping nails pointy.
DAY NINE
Typical. Gandalf just came waltzing by and he knows I hate drop-ins. Wanted to yap on and on all about the ring he gave his new boyfriend, terrible pervy hobbit-fancier old Gandalf is. Disgrace to the Order. Just wants to show off and remind me that he's got a hobbit, and I'm just dating an eyeball. Well, Saruman the White does not stand for this treatment. Showed him my Wizard Wrestling Federation moves. Have delivered smackdown. Go me.
DAY THIRTEEN
Am tired of climbing up and down eight million stairs just to taunt Gandalf. Should have imprisoned him in easy-access dungeon where could taunt more effectively, and would not have to wait until after breakfast.
From this link: http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/
There are diaries for everyone in the fellowship there. It's pretty gay, but still very funny.
AmishDude wrote:
Cannot...talk...in full...sentences....
We get new comers occasionally out of curiosity.
They tumble in here, and some stay or return later.
But yes, it is mostly for silly socializing, and we don't bother the rest of FR.
Personally, I think one of the Mods is observing the thread and planning on writing a disertation about it...
If Ihad some of your jack-boots, i would not always have to take Caitlin grocery shoppiing.,....I always end up spending more money if
I have her with me..
i know, i liked my jaack-boots too,.
Whenever I wore them, I felt so frisky I wanted in invade Poland....
But money is tight now, and we all have to make sacrifices.
Hello. Heeeeeeeelllllllllllooooooooooooooo. Anyone here? Or am I speaking to an empty thread?
Good morning! How are you today? I hear Yasser Arafat is dead again! (Or maybe just pining for the fjords.)
(I know, not very original, but it's early!)
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