[tiamat]

i know, i liked my jaack-boots too,.

Whenever I wore them, I felt so frisky I wanted in invade Poland....

But money is tight now, and we all have to make sacrifices.

[Asphalt]

Hello. Heeeeeeeelllllllllllooooooooooooooo. Anyone here? Or am I speaking to an empty thread?

[Darksheare]

Fear not, the memory of themshall go on.
*Goes off into nasal Celine Dion spoof song "My Boots Will Go On."*

[Dead Corpse]

I don't know about boots, Jack's or otherwise...

I did however find a llama...