why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[NYC GOP Chick]

I'll save the next one for you!

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Suleiman "The Magnificent":

HA! I laugh, again. HA!

[Not A Snowbird]

dass'kay, youse guyz ovah dere onna Left coast gots it soft: youse gets ta sleep three whole freakin hours longer den us honest joes ovah heah!

Sleep? With a 24-pound Viking Kitty sitting on my chest demanding food? Every morning at the crack of dawn (which is 4:00am in the northwest) he sits on my chest and requests fresh troll for breakfast, but I can't seem to find any today. This troll is dead, Jim.

[lavrenti]

Suddenly, I'm reminded of the naughty Frenchmen in the castle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

At least you didn't have a cow...

[KangarooJacqui]

Near Dark is my favorite film just for the inventive way Redneck vampire dealt with his prey.

After that recommendation, I shall have to see that one myself. I love this genre of movie.

I saw a really good zombie one a month or two back, too - low-budget jobbie shot right here in Queensland. Sort of like "28 Days Later" Meets "Crocodile Dundee" in a horrible pileup on the Bruce Highway. (And yes, we do have a Bruce Highway.) Hilarious. Can't remember the name of it for the life of me, though... maybe it ate my brain!

[lavrenti]

The vampires like to tootle around in a beat up van. Just rules.

[King Prout]

close: a horse... with WNV
that was a beep - my pager, the local vet, bloodwork results, pos for WNV.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

The troll has been dead for the better part of a week.

Incidentally, do any of you get the sneaking suspicion that this thread is turning into a really weird-ass Ionesco play?

You know, an Ionesco play if it was completely nonlinear, bizarre, repetitive and had no contiguity whatsoever.

Just a thought.

[lavrenti]

Yeah. I think it would sound great on the radio.

[freebilly]

Well alls rite. But I ain't a' sittin' next too dat varmint Marteen Scorsaysee. That thar city-boy is boun' to be the ruination of me.

Good thang that thar fellar got into movie makin' else he mighta ben ins'latin' the walls with 8 year old male chil'rens....

[Dionysius]

That's first of 'Jewly'.

[King Prout]

"ohhh... ninety percent rayon... very nice."

[NYC GOP Chick]

You know, an Ionesco play if it was completely nonlinear, bizarre, repetitive and had no contiguity whatsoever.

Isn't that the very definition of an Ionesco play?

We actually read some of them in French (as well as Sartre) in my high school AP French class.

Man, if you thought they didn't make sense in English, try reading 'em in a foreign language!

[The Scourge of Yazid]

iONEsco U-gene

Romanian exile

French

Rhinoceros&TheBaldSoprano.

Mim e vomits

Cat humps chair-leg!!!

fin.

[Not A Snowbird]

completely nonlinear, bizarre, repetitive and had no contiguity whatsoever.

You mean like AlGore?

[timpad]

Must cut and paste and send to my mother.

I hope you both enjoy it. There'll be moore, wait and see...

[freebilly]

That's first of 'Jewly'.

Tuwday's the 5th of Juwly. 'Bout time to make a mint juwlip....

[lavrenti]

Mean Streets.

"Who's a mook?" Julian's pool hall. The tiger in the cage. Hanging out in the Old St. Pat's Cemetary. A very young (pre-run-over-by-a-truck) Keitel praying in front of the votives.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Norma!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

[Not A Snowbird]

I've been trying to explain trolls and Viking Kitties to Mom, but I'm not sure she gets it. I'll have to pull up FR when I go down to visit and give her a demonstration.

Now I must leave you all, to go dig in that fine Northwest dirt (i.e., clay and rocks) to plant the truckload of flowers I made my husband buy me yesterday.

Enjoy yourselves, and remember no running with scissors.