[JustAmy]

Highland Brose

This makes a hefty, rousing breakfast for those spending the day out of doors working or shooting. It is also recommended nourishment for those contemplating tossing the caber.

Serves 1

Medium oatmeal - 40g (1½ oz)
Boiling water
Salt - ½ tsp
Double cream - 2 tbsp
Honey - 1 tbsp
Whisky - generous shot

METHOD

Put the oatmeal in a dish and pour on enough boiling water to make a soupy porridge. Add a pinch of salt.

Make a well in the centre and pour in the cream, honey and whisky.

To eat, take first a spoon of porridge, then a spoon of the cream mixture.

[JustAmy]

Thoughts to start your day...

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.

7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butt... then things get worse.

26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.

30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

[Pippin]

Breakfas5t looks YUMMY!

Good Morning (((AMY)))!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Morning friends. Happy Friday, everyone. Hope you have a wonderful day.

See you later.

MARINATED

Am I aging like wine
Or Limburger cheese?
A lady so fine
Or pan of old grease?

My age spots just freckles
To point out my dimples
And what of the skin tags
On my skin that just sags.

The cellulite that seems
Deep enough to plant beans
And what of the brain
That seems now insane.

If old styles come back,
I may give a whack
At wearing a chemise
To the marquees.

I'll tease up my hair
And style it with flair,
Put on those red heels
And flip some cartwheels.

My mind isn't young
And loose seems my tongue
To think that this old mare
Might still have some flair.

-- Author Unknown

[lonestar]

Just fed this to my mother. She's still sick--but doesn't care! LOL!

[MistyCA]

Morning Amy! That recipe sounds like the kind of thing you eat on a cold morning right before you jump back into bed!

[firewalk]

Good morning

Highland Brose

I've never had this stuff (it looks/sounds not so very good)

maybe the honey & whiskey makes it better? (-:

hope everyone has a nice day

[JulieRNR21]

My darling Richard makes us an oatmeal breakfast most every morning. He has been forgetting to add the whiskey.

Thanks....I will share your recipe with him.