Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

Ananova ^ | 9/23/03

[DeFault User]

Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.

The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants.

His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."

When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."

Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany.

[sandydipper]

HUUMMM! Maybe we could make up a batch and dump it in the Seine.

[rrrod]

huh?? say it aint so!

[DeFault User]

Can you just imagine if the Three Stooges were on duty...,

Given some of the malpractice cases you read about, I don't think you're far off. Some surgeons are worse than Palm Beach democRats.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Crazy but true......from what I've heard........

[geedee]

LOL. That's the only antidote for Pee Wee. That pervert's never gonna change on his own.

[DannyTN]

Does this moron get a new nickname now?

I was thinking...

Edward Sissorhands......or maybe

Andrea Sissorhands

[SeeRushToldU_So]

Don't count this kid out yet, I know of many women who would be HAPPY in a marriage with this kind of guy....... sad huh?

Are you saying some people don't enjoy fooling around?

[Slings and Arrows]

Actually, he's a candidate: He has removed himself from the genetic pool. Candidates are usually dead, but not always - I recall the case of a Norwegian biker who hid a sawed-off shotgun in his trousers and accidentally pulled the trigger, resulting in his getting a...sawed-off shotgun. (Well, no magazines, technically.)

P.S. I don't care if either story is true - they're funny, which is far more important.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

What do you think I think?

[.cnI redruM]

>>>"Andreas will require psychological help for years..."

Umm, Yeah.

[2Hot4You]

Time for an Addadicktome.

[Burkeman1]

Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years.

Gee- you think so?

[johnb838]

I couldn't find it on Snopes.

[DeFault User]

Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years.

Time for an Addadicktome.

Well, he has a lot of brain tissue that's never been used. That Addadicktome could involve the first real brain-penis transplant in medical literature. The email jokes on male brains are bad enough now. ;o)

[johnb838]

The word Autopiotomist did not produce any results in Google or Dictionary.com.

[johnb838]

If God was on the ball he'd have given woman one breast in front and one in back so you'd have something to hang onto when dancing.

[.cnI redruM]

It reminds of the gross jokes about guys who think w/ their dongs.

[johnb838]

I don't recall Castaneda's Don Juan using it.

NO. Don Juan definitely DID use Datura. That was where I learned about it. It was known to be harsh, but he used it expressly for the hallucinations.

I believe Datura, AND Belladonna have high levels of Strychnine, a convulsant that used to be used as a rat poison. But don't freak, now they use coumanin, a blood thinner that kills rats, as a blood thinner in people at risk for stroke.

[DeFault User]

The word Autopiotomist did not produce any results in Google or Dictionary.com.

See post #69. You guys can duke it out. Maybe it's autopenectomy?

"The World According to Garp" by John Irving: Increase your vocabulary; learn the meaning of "autopenectomy." - Robert Calvert

Garp, as I recall, was getting a Lewinsky when it happened to him.

[zoyd]

Garp, as I recall, was getting a Lewinsky when it happened to him.

Nope, it was his wife's lover who got his weenie whacked in the front seat of a Buick, as Garp rear-ended the car at night.