This one is for Johnny Cash and is a take off on my favorite Cash song ...Rest in peace, Johnny Cash ...
Thanks for the ping ...
Posted on 09/12/2003 6:00:07 PM PDT by LonePalm
Ghost Writers in Disguise
Ghost Riders in the Sky: Words and Music by Stan Jones circa 1949
Parody by LonePalm
An old tired hack went writing out one dark and stormy night
Upon the web he rested as he cruised another site.
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed Dems he saw
A 'plowin' through their ragged lies and up a logic flaw.
Yi-pi-yi-ay, Yi-pi-yi-o
Ghost writers in disguise.
Their friends were still on fire and their whines began to peal.
Their scorn wuz black and swiny and their hot breath made you reel.
A bolt of fear went through him as they blundered through their lies
For he saw the writers comin' hard and he heard their mournful cries
Yi-pi-yi-ay, Yi-pi-yi-o
Ghost writers in disguise.
Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, and arm pits soaked with sweat
They're writin' hard to reach that herd but they ain't got them yet
They've got to write forever crap that no one else will buy
On PCs snortin' fire, as they write on, hear their cry
Yi-pi-yi-ay, Yi-pi-yi-o
Ghost writers in disguise.
As the writers moped on by him, he heard one call his name
"If you want to save your soul from hell a' writin' to your shame."
"Then writer change your ways today or with us you will write"
"A-tryin' to reach the Demo herd, ‘They’ll never get it right.’"
Yi-pi-yi-ay, Yi-pi-yi-o
Ghost writers in disguise.
Ghost writers in disguise.
Rest In Peace Johnny Cash. Because you’re fine, I wrote the line.
Ghost Riders in the Sky midi.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Johnnie stayed to remember one more 9-11 and left to join his wife, imho.
I write words. I can't carry a tune in a bucket and I listen to AM talk radio. When it comes to taste, it's ALL in my mouth. Mrs Palm buys my clothes so I don't look too funny at work.
My only artistic ability seems to be in the kitchen. I can paint on the plate and make music in your mouth.
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
This one is for Johnny Cash and is a take off on my favorite Cash song ...Rest in peace, Johnny Cash ...
Thanks for the ping ...
"A-tryin' to reach the Demo herd, ‘They’ll never get it right.’"Yep. They'll never get it right ...
Federal Judges Dismiss ALL Claims of Democratic Senators
(Texas Redistricting)
"The arrest issue likely will become moot," the judges wrote in their opinion. Democrats "fear of being coerced to appear at a legislative session is shifting to a fear of being prevented from appearing.Translation: Dear 'RATS: Ya can't turn the issue on its' head and have it both ways. Report to work and do your jobs or pay the price for being absent !!
[The third Special Session for Texas Redistricting begins Monday the 15th. 3rds a charm !!]
Here is a list of recent articles on Redistricting:FR Search: Keyword "Redistricting"
09-09-2003
Governor Calls 3rd Special Session (Texas Redistricting)
Drat. I'm connected through my ancient Linux box that doesn't quite do MIDI, and I'm not sure I know the tune. But it looks like a great job!
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed Dems he saw
A 'plowin' through their ragged lies and up a logic flaw.
Saw a group of them in Redmond last evening, waving signs like "The war was based on a lie" to the passing traffic. Disgusting.
I stumbled upon this one tonight. It’s still hilarious after all these years.
Check out my FR homepage for others.
I particularly like Fairway to Heaven and The Wreck of the John F'n Kerry.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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