Britney: I'm Not That Innocent

Fox News ^ | Tuesday, July 08, 2003 | Amy C. Sims

[presidio9]

Drum roll please: Britney Spears (search) is not a girl -- she's a woman. The pop star has broken the worst kept secret in pop culture and announced she is not a virgin.

In an interview with W magazine, Spears said she had sex with Justin Timberlake (search), whom she met as a Mouseketeer (search) and dated in their pop star primes.

[Petronski]

Dear Britney,

If you'd like to prove your lack of innocence, I can be reached through this website. Be assured I am well qualified to assess your innocence, and I will spare no detail in the telling of it all. Trust me, it's really all for your benefit.

[SevenDaysInMay]

Given her reported 'coke' experience, perhaps the advice should also contain, "Honey, it gets better one at a time."

[Martus]

This is supposed to be news?

All three of them....Slutney Spears, Christian Aguisluta and Slutkirah....all dress like trash, so why are we surprised?

[foreverfree]

bump

[ken5050]

I guess this means she "jumped" the shark...or is it the other way around?

[ken5050]

What was the old joke..the sweet young thing during WW II said she only had sex three thimes in her life..yeah, with the Army, and Navy, AND the Marines....

[VadeRetro]

I don't believe it! Not Britney! She didn't say that. She would't have done that!

(Liberace was no fairy, either. People say he admitted it but I don't believe it.)

[Spruce]

You can go to Hell just as fast for lying as you can for fornicating missy.

[HurkinMcGurkin]

Fred Durst of Limp Bizcut, he discussed it on Howard Stern. I forget most of the details, except that he said she had "a giant bush".

Durst made that up as a desperate cry for attention. His 15 minutes are way over.

(And given how low-cut the pants she wears are, I highly doubt his description too)

[William McKinley]

Or maybe, she wants to be the female Michael Jackson.

[drjimmy]

Or maybe, she wants to be the female Michael Jackson.
Too late. Latoya already has that role wrapped up herself.

[I still care]

From the movie "Legally Blonde"...

(Elle is crying after her snobby boyfriend ditched her)

"Maybe his grandmother doesn't like you."

"No! His grandmother LOVES me! She said I look just like Britney Spears! Nobody says that about somebody they don't like!"

[weegee]

Why does Britney's sex and subtance lifestyle get so much press where as Drew Barrymore (who first went through this around age 13 and has started to look back on those days fondly) is given a pass?

[Maximum Leader]

Actually know somebody who met Fred Durst recently. He had no idea that Durst was a celebrity until someone told him afterwards. My friend said he was a cool, down to earth guy.

[presidio9]

You people are confused. Michael Jackson is the "female Michael Jackson."

[TheBigB]

If I may ask...both Elijah27 and I posted this very same story at 12:18 today. Within a few minutes, both were pulled from this area and put in General Interest. Why has this one been allowed to stay here? And no, this isn't some slam at presidio9. I'm just curious as to what the criteria are for moving some stories and leaving some here, when they're the same thing.

[Caipirabob]

"I haven't had a boy in a really long time, and I'm really craving,"

For a second I thought this was a Michael Jackson article, but he has his own "home grown" stash now.

[Puppage]

Mouseketeer.....RIGHT

[ccmay]

Fred Durst of Limp Bizcut, he discussed it on Howard Stern. I forget most of the details, except that he said she had "a giant bush".

Now there is a gallant role model for the young men of America. What a gentleman. Someone needs to let him know that women despise a man who kisses and tells.

My roommate in college got a well-deserved reputation for keeping his mouth shut after spending time with a woman, and it served him VERY well over the years -- or at least I think it did, he never told me anything in the four years we were roomies! He still has "f***-buddies" from those days who call him up for discreet meetings when they feel the urge.

-ccm

[MrConfettiMan]

Thirty-seven posts and not a single picture. My, my, my, aren't we being good boys today? :)