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Man eats own toes
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| Wednesday 18th June 2003
Posted on 06/18/2003 3:30:04 PM PDT by HighWheeler
An Austrian man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them between two slices of bread after getting high sniffing butane gas.
When ambulance men arrived he offered to share his meal with them, passing over a toe and saying: "It tastes like chicken, do you want some, there's a few still left over."
Police said the 35-year-old suddenly became very hungry after sniffing the gas and had searched all his kitchen cupboards, but found nothing to eat.
Grabbing a kitchen knife he cut off his toes on his left foot and dropped them in the frying pan.
The man's sister called the police when she walked into the kitchen and saw him making the toe sandwich.
By the time ambulance men arrived there was little of the hacked-off toes left and a spokesman said: "What there was, was too badly burned to re-attach."
A police spokesman added: "He told the ambulance men that he had more toes than he needed and didn't think he would notice if he got rid of a few."
He was taken to a hospital in Steyr where he is recovering from his injuries.
Story filed: 08:54 Wednesday 18th June 2003
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: holdmuhbeer; talkaboutapoorboy
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK; maxwell; Constitution Day; dubyaismypresident; yall
The man's sister called the police when she walked into the kitchen and saw him making the toe sandwich. By the time ambulance men arrived there was little of the hacked-off toes left and a spokesman said: "What there was, was too badly burned to re-attach."
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posted on
06/18/2003 7:31:02 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
To: Alex Murphy
hmmm.
42
posted on
06/18/2003 8:10:04 PM PDT
by
lepton
To: Larry Lucido
ha, ha--my husband told me the other day that people with a foot fetish are called shrimpers.
43
posted on
06/18/2003 9:01:26 PM PDT
by
beaversmom
(Celebrating May 5th and all days with an American Flag)
To: Molly Pitcher
I've heard of the munchies but this is going too far.
44
posted on
06/18/2003 9:03:55 PM PDT
by
beaversmom
(Celebrating May 5th and all days with an American Flag)
Dig in!!
45
posted on
06/19/2003 2:54:15 AM PDT
by
spectr17
To: rattrap
Propane is much better. It's a mellow high without all those toe cravings.
46
posted on
06/19/2003 5:25:57 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Read Buddy's, (the labrador retriever), new book about the Clintons, "Living Hell")
To: MeeknMing; maxwell; dubyaismypresident
This is what happens when Toelio is allowed to go untreated!!
47
posted on
06/19/2003 5:26:05 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Don't even get me started on the Kneesles.)
To: Constitution Day; MeeknMing
This is what happens when Toelio is allowed to go untreated!! This happens all the time in Toeledo
I just hope he saved some for toemorrow...
48
posted on
06/19/2003 5:27:36 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(Ohio Chapter. Original White Devil for Sharpton!)
To: Capitalist Eric
Sounds remarkably similar to a Stephen King story called "Survivor Type." That's exactly what came to my mind, too. I still get the willies thinking about that story.
49
posted on
06/19/2003 5:40:26 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Athanasius contra mundum!)
To: Constitution Day
UMMMMMM....Toes...
50
posted on
06/19/2003 5:54:05 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(This tagline intentionally left blank.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Them's good eatin if you put some Tabasco on.
51
posted on
06/19/2003 5:55:09 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Have *you* taunted a liberal today?)
To: Constitution Day
Toebasco?
52
posted on
06/19/2003 6:03:02 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(This tagline intentionally left blank.)
To: HighWheeler
'I wonder if he had a good hot sauce.'
He probably just used a little toe jam. :)
53
posted on
06/19/2003 6:10:34 AM PDT
by
Chewbacca
(Start colonizing the Moon and Mars so I can get off this loony bin they call Earth.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Oh yes, Toebasco. I toetally forgot.
54
posted on
06/19/2003 6:17:04 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Have *you* taunted a liberal today?)
To: Constitution Day
LOL !
55
posted on
06/19/2003 9:01:04 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
To: dubyaismypresident; Constitution Day; yall
LOL !
Talk about a ToeBoy, let me have a dollar bill !
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posted on
06/19/2003 9:14:42 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
To: HighWheeler
Sounds like a major case of foot-in-mouth disease....
To: Mr. Mojo
Not to betray my inner sorority girl here, but I'm, like, totally gagging here ...... has nobody thought about what he did with the TOENAILS???
To: Truth'sBabyGirl
but I'm, like, totally gagging here With a spoon? ;)
One would think that he both de-boned and de-toenailed his severed digits before feasting, but one never knows.
59
posted on
06/20/2003 6:35:22 PM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: HighWheeler
I'd like a little toejam with my toes, please.
60
posted on
06/23/2003 4:44:10 PM PDT
by
Recovering_Democrat
(I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
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