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Kitty Caption III - Why New Jersey Nets to Win 2003 NBA Title (Meow Alert and Humor Break)
19 May 2003
| PetroniDE
Posted on 05/19/2003 9:17:15 AM PDT by PetroniDE
The New Jersey Nets have taken a 1-0 lead in the Eastern Conference Finals. The Detroit Pistons are already toast.
Anybody think either the Dallas Mavericks or San Antonio Spurs are going to win it? New Jersey has a message: Forgettabouttit. The key player on Dallas is a Canadian and they play hockey. While I have respect for certain members of the San Antonio Spurs, they are about to face an opponent that "has their number".
Why will the New Jersey Nets win the 2003 NBA Championship? Why do the other teams stand NO chance of victory? Introducing their secret weapon: HAIRBALL JORDAN !!
![](http://www.rascalthecat.net/images/NJNet_Ball_Rascal.jpg)
TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Sports
KEYWORDS: basketball; cat; catlist; humor; kitty; meow
A little humor break among all the serious news.
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posted on
05/19/2003 9:17:16 AM PDT
by
PetroniDE
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posted on
05/19/2003 9:17:59 AM PDT
by
PetroniDE
(Master (Sort of) of the Kitty Threads)
To: Aeronaut; Allegra; Bahbah; Clara Lou; CounterCounterCulture; DietCoke; dighton; Eagle Eye JR; ...
Here Kitty-Kitty-Kitty-Kitty.
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posted on
05/19/2003 9:19:23 AM PDT
by
PetroniDE
(Master (Sort of) of the Kitty Threads)
To: trussell
New Kitty Ping.
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posted on
05/19/2003 9:20:44 AM PDT
by
PetroniDE
(Master (Sort of) of the Kitty Threads)
To: PetroniDE
LOL! I wanna see his dunk shot.
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posted on
05/19/2003 9:21:28 AM PDT
by
SAMWolf
((A)bort (R)etry (T)ell your boss it was a virus....)
To: PetroniDE
With the Laker's eliminated (Meow!), Laker cat fan's headed to the beach to recoup from the up and down season and dream of Laker teams to come!
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posted on
05/19/2003 10:00:33 AM PDT
by
w_over_w
(Why does blood rush to our head when we stand on it, but not when we stand on our feet?)
To: PetroniDE
I'm pretty sure a Texas team will be in the championship series!
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posted on
05/19/2003 10:16:22 AM PDT
by
SwinneySwitch
(Cat Herder!!)
To: SwinneySwitch
I'm pretty sure a Texas team will be in the championship series! Nets beat Pistons 76-74 in a four-quarter game last night. Last week the Mavs scored 83 points in the FIRST HALF against a much better defense than either the Nets or the Pistons can muster.
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posted on
05/19/2003 10:39:25 AM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(Go MAVS! 8 more wins to NBA championship!)
To: VRWCmember
I'm pretty sure a Texas team will be in the championship series! Nets beat Pistons 76-74 in a four-quarter game last night. Last week the Mavs scored 83 points in the FIRST HALF against a much better defense than either the Nets or the Pistons can muster.
YEAH!!!!!!
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posted on
05/19/2003 12:39:08 PM PDT
by
stupid1
(YES I AM)
To: PetroniDE
The San Antonio Spurs had better make it to the finals or Hairball Jordan gets a little of THIS!!
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posted on
05/19/2003 1:14:21 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Surgeon General's Warning: Liberalism is Bad for Your Health, Brain Cells and Bank Account)
To: Allegra
That is a FOUL !!! -- Hairball Jordan to the line for free throws.
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posted on
05/19/2003 1:31:36 PM PDT
by
PetroniDE
(Master (Sort of) of the Kitty Threads)
To: PetroniDE
Would you please add me to the ping list? Thx!
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posted on
05/22/2003 10:29:15 PM PDT
by
FoxGirl
To: PetroniDE
![](http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/fa64e99b/bc/My+Photos/Misc+Pictures/hellcatz.jpg?bcJtR0.Av7hz7dj0)
These cats are REALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY mad!
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posted on
05/25/2003 12:37:30 PM PDT
by
TxKid
(Home+school=homeschool)
To: PetroniDE
PLEASE add me to your list. About the time I was feeling like this world was pretty bad, I found the Kitty thread. I laughed 'til I cried.
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