To: Woodstock
Right. We conservatives are rich and we're poor. We're elitists; we're trailer park trash. We're in bed with big business, yet we all live in double-wides.
Liberals are such pathetic morons.
To: Reactionary
10. Resale to used CD company! Worth at least a dollar!
9. Mini frisbees!
8. Hang in garden to frighten off pesky birds!
7. A few minutes with a drill and you can create new Spirographs!
6. Signal Mirrors!
5. A few minutes with a belt sander and you can create your own glitter!
4. Wood chipper testers!
3. Target shooting. Both kinds! Trap AND Skeet! (apologies to the Blues Brothers)
2. Chew toys!
1. Upgrade your used AOL coasters!
12 posted on
03/12/2003 9:15:59 PM PST by
Jael
To: Reactionary
Right. We conservatives are rich and we're poor. We're elitists; we're trailer park trash. We're in bed with big business, yet we all live in double-wides.
We are also a scary mass movement that must be stopped made up of a tiny minority of people so insignificant that we don't matter. Hee hee.
38 posted on
03/12/2003 9:27:10 PM PST by
Arkinsaw
To: Reactionary
You hit that one on the head like a slug from a laser-sighted 10mm!
To: Reactionary
My thoughts exactly. Liberalism is a combination of stupidity, hypocrisy, contradictions, ignorance, and dishonesty.
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