Blixie Chicks: "We hate Bush! Blah, blah, blah... No war for oil! Blah, blah, blah... We're ashamed! Blah, blah, blah..." Leno: (to himself) Maybe I should have Dennis Miller on EVERY night...
1 posted on
03/12/2003 6:06:24 PM PST by
laz17
To: laz17

"This kiss is for you, Saddam!"
2 posted on
03/12/2003 6:07:09 PM PST by
laz17
(Socialism is the religion of the atheist.)
To: laz17
My wife likes the Dixie Shits ... I'm ambivalent. Having read the latest ... all their CD's in this home/auto etc., are gone ... in the trash gone. My wife throws out my stuff all the time ... I'm throwing out the Dixie Shits! Know what ... my wife agrees!
5 posted on
03/12/2003 6:10:56 PM PST by
BluH2o
To: laz17
Note to Dixie Chicks: Texas is sorry you call it home

Maybe Arkansas will let you call it Home? Texas don't want you
6 posted on
03/12/2003 6:12:13 PM PST by
MJY1288
(It's Time To Roll)
To: laz17
"Moo, Moo" "Moooo", "Moo"
To: laz17
The one in the middle bears a strong resemblence to Tammy Faye Bakker.
To: laz17
Jay Leno: "Now that Walmart is officially out of make-up, welcome to the Show!"

9 posted on
03/12/2003 6:12:55 PM PST by
rs79bm
(No more fireworks at Euro Disney, it caused all the French army soldiers to surrender)
To: laz17

The Dixie Chunks.
10 posted on
03/12/2003 6:14:56 PM PST by
SerpentDove
(Pro-America Rally - Saturday 3/22 Downtown Dallas- Old Red Courthouse...BE THERE!)
To: laz17
Guess they won't be getting an invitation to perform at the Whitehouse anytime soon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
11 posted on
03/12/2003 6:17:19 PM PST by
teletech
(Its time to bomb Saddam)
To: laz17
BUMP
To: laz17
Considering the majority of their fanbase is aimed at groups that tend to be conservative they might as well have title their next album "Buy this please!"
13 posted on
03/12/2003 6:18:17 PM PST by
Bogey78O
(check it out... http://freepers.zill.net/users/bogey78o_fr/puppet.swf)
To: laz17
How about:
THE THREE STOOGES!!!
Or:
"We have many things in common, like our one brain cell!
15 posted on
03/12/2003 6:25:12 PM PST by
cavtrooper21
("..he's not heavy, sir. He's my brother...")
To: laz17
How about calling them the French Chickens now?
To: laz17
In the immortal words of Don Imus . . .
"You'd better get home quickly -- I think your trailer is on fire."
To: laz17
I have this hunch that the Dixie Chicks' stock has really dropped among FReepers.
19 posted on
03/12/2003 6:28:09 PM PST by
Illbay
(Don't believe every tagline you read - including this one)
To: laz17

"So, there must be a big market for Nascar and Country Music in Munich and Marseilles...."
21 posted on
03/12/2003 10:21:45 PM PST by
freebilly
(I think they've misunderestimated us....)
To: laz17
That picture looks like three hookers and a pelican...weird.
23 posted on
03/13/2003 6:04:14 AM PST by
ErnBatavia
((Bumperootus!))
To: laz17
"We just shot ourselves in the foot since our demographics include millions of conservative Republicans who support the president."
24 posted on
03/14/2003 12:03:18 AM PST by
Rockitz
(After all these years, it's still rocket science.)
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