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To: Jemian; Neets
Best (funniest) line from that thread:

If we let our dogs float on ice, then the terrorists have won.
97 posted on 02/19/2003 8:29:14 AM PST by Bitwhacker
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To: Bitwhacker; Neets
Here's Letterman's Top Ten list from last night. I love #2.
Top Ten Good Things About Having 19.8 Inches Of Snow In New York City presented by NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg

10. "Footprints in snow make finding fleeing criminals a snap"

9. "As if by magic, all potholes are filled"

8. "Makes Hartford's 17.5 inches look pathetic"

7. "Dude, the snowboarding has been righteous"

6. "The city's never been so salty"

5. "I made a hundred bucks in overtime shoveling at Gracie Mansion"

4. "Shot in the arm for city's struggling toboggan industry"

3. "Instead of 90 miles per hour, cabs traveling a more reasonable 60 miles per hour"

2. "Any Broadway show can legitimately add the phrase 'On Ice'"

1. "Yesterday I got to run New York City from home in my robe"


102 posted on 02/19/2003 8:38:26 AM PST by Mr. Mulliner (Only 309 shopping days until Christmas.)
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