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To: Bitwhacker; Neets
Here's Letterman's Top Ten list from last night. I love #2.
Top Ten Good Things About Having 19.8 Inches Of Snow In New York City presented by NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg

10. "Footprints in snow make finding fleeing criminals a snap"

9. "As if by magic, all potholes are filled"

8. "Makes Hartford's 17.5 inches look pathetic"

7. "Dude, the snowboarding has been righteous"

6. "The city's never been so salty"

5. "I made a hundred bucks in overtime shoveling at Gracie Mansion"

4. "Shot in the arm for city's struggling toboggan industry"

3. "Instead of 90 miles per hour, cabs traveling a more reasonable 60 miles per hour"

2. "Any Broadway show can legitimately add the phrase 'On Ice'"

1. "Yesterday I got to run New York City from home in my robe"


102 posted on 02/19/2003 8:38:26 AM PST by Mr. Mulliner (Only 309 shopping days until Christmas.)
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To: Mr. Mulliner; Neets
I kinda like Number 3, too...;-)
103 posted on 02/19/2003 8:42:25 AM PST by Bitwhacker
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To: *ATRW
IDIOT ALERT...

Here's a quote from David Shuster on Chris Matthews last night. Just imagine if this new "superpower" had weapons of mass destruction.

"The size of the demonstrators at least here, at least in Europe, seems to underscore, Chris, that there are now perhaps two world superpowers. There's the United States and then there are those millions of people who took to the streets opposing U.S. policy."

104 posted on 02/19/2003 8:43:38 AM PST by Mr. Mulliner (Only 309 shopping days until Christmas.)
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