[Mr. Mulliner]

GRRRR! Guess who was violating the rules of the house by being up on the sofa just now!

He knew what was coming as soon I called his name, too. He tried to escape, but I carried his sorry butt outside and chained him up.

He also drank up a bunch of water in a basin where there were two fish so the fish died. Won't touch his own water unless there's nothing else to drink.

[Mr. Mulliner]

Oh, and on the way back in the house, I found that he had chewed through the garbage bag and left garbage strewn all over the porch.