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Posted on 01/28/2003 12:59:51 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Bella_Bru
Hiya Teach, be back around lunch time. The office's quidnunc is watching me.
61
posted on
01/28/2003 7:38:32 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Muerte al quidnuncs)
To: xsmommy
Huh. I always pictured you as the swallow coffee type.
62
posted on
01/28/2003 7:39:07 AM PST
by
Hegewisch Dupa
(and I won't even bring up your hair-gunking)
To: xsmommy
you just made me SPIT COFFEEDouble Ohmigod! You've been doing the Lewinsky on the Secretary General of the UN? Shame on you!!!
To: TruthShallSetYouFree; Hegewisch Dupa
always devolving to the lowest common denominator! LOL!
64
posted on
01/28/2003 7:43:17 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: TruthShallSetYouFree; xsmommy
Just make sure to have the dress cleaned .....
65
posted on
01/28/2003 7:43:37 AM PST
by
hobbes1
To: hobbes1
hm
66
posted on
01/28/2003 7:44:03 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy
always devolving to the lowest common denominator! Truth's Wife is reading this over my shoulder. Her comment:
"Welcome to my world."
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
LMAO!!!!
68
posted on
01/28/2003 7:46:12 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: Hegewisch Dupa
if i didn't know better, i would worry that you work for the
USPS...
69
posted on
01/28/2003 7:52:40 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: Bella_Bru
Hello, O Sleepless Ones:
Howard Dean is currently leading the competition to grab Al Gore's vacated title of the GOP's Favorite Potential Democrat Nominee. Check out this article, it's a goldmine of quotes that have to be used against this obdurate jerk until doomsday.
To: Bella_Bru; maxwell; MeeknMing; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Huh. Two girlfriends ago:
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered.
"Union Station," answered the woman.
"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"
"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"
71
posted on
01/28/2003 8:55:40 AM PST
by
Argh
To: Bella_Bru
It seems a dubious surgeon, Dr. Ravi Kant Agarwal, of England
obdurately denies any professional misconduct when his
operation to increase a man's penis left it smaller. It also appears that a certain former potus might have been a patient, and is
obdurately misrepresenting his occupation.
From the article:
Another patient, Mr B - a kissogram - told the hearing his penis was left bent after the procedure (or should that be "bent left"?)
Seems to me "B" must stand for "bill" and his career path has taken a new direction in the last couple of years.
To: Bella_Bru
The ever
obdurate Susan Sarandon* plans to make an idiot of herself before the State of the Union Address. She says Iraq has no connection to Al Queda. Me thinks she needs to fire those who are providing her with intelligence ;-)
73
posted on
01/28/2003 9:14:34 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(*the phrase "washed up, worn out old B!tch" may be substituted here)
To: dubyaismypresident
So she's being funded by Ben and Jerry's? Fine with me; the only REAL ice cream is Blue Bell anyway.
To: dubyaismypresident
Ben and Jerry's can kiss my butt.
To: xsmommy
76
posted on
01/28/2003 9:38:36 AM PST
by
Hegewisch Dupa
(guess it didn't actually bring customers INSIDE the store)
To: camle
More like a late night.
To: CholeraJoe
I don't have a problem with it. Hopefully they'll ask before you even buy your ticket though. A+!
To: VRWCmember
Re #41. ROTFLMAO!
To: TheGrimReaper
How are ya today?
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