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Rules for Gunfighting
Came to me via E-mail | No clue | Dunno, probably Ted Nugent or George Carlin : )

Posted on 01/22/2003 11:23:44 AM PST by El Sordo

Rules For Gunfighting

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

9.5. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. The visible target should be in FRONT of your gun.

15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

16. Don't drop your guard.

17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them).

19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

21. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

23. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4."

Navy Rules to Gunfighting

1. Adopt an aggressive offshore posture

2. Send the Marines

3. Drink Coffee


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1 posted on 01/22/2003 11:23:44 AM PST by El Sordo
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To: El Sordo
That's good for a laugh.
2 posted on 01/22/2003 4:03:30 PM PST by exnavy
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To: El Sordo
BTTT
4 posted on 01/23/2003 12:24:50 AM PST by petuniasevan
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To: El Sordo; Vic3O3; cavtrooper21
Ok, #21 caused me to send a large amount of my morning beverage in the direction of my keyboard and monitor!

Hey Vic, due to the impending move this might be useful!

Semper Fi
5 posted on 01/23/2003 7:15:58 AM PST by dd5339
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To: dd5339
Yep! #21 is my favorite! But I also like the Navy Rules of Gunfighting! When in doubt, send the Marines! When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight!
6 posted on 01/23/2003 8:14:08 AM PST by Vic3O3
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To: El Sordo
21. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

a keeper

7 posted on 01/23/2003 4:01:44 PM PST by fnord (aint it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet?)
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