Word For The Day, Monday 12/29/02 Semester Final

The Verbivores | 12/29/02

[xsmommy]

dammit, CJ, is this all in the dang newsletter??? could i please get a subscription???? who the heck is toby mcguire???

[CholeraJoe]

Tobey McGuire, your Friendly Neigborhood Spiderman

It's not one newsletter, it's dozens. You should read "US" "People" and "Entertainment Weekly" cover to cover each week and watch all of the Jules Asner spots on E!

[xsmommy]

i am envious at your breadth of knowledge. all this type of info that i get is from the few minutes of FM alternative rock radio on the way to and from work.

[CholeraJoe]

Leo is just an ass

Agreed, but vigorously heterosexual.

[CholeraJoe]

Living as I do in a household of women, there is no other reading material available.

[xsmommy]

so why have i, of limited entertainment knowledge, heard he is a fruit?

[xsmommy]

what kind of ass am i, that i am embarassed to be seen picking it up to leaf through in the grocery store line??

[xsmommy]

what i am really dying to do is pick up the sex laden things like Cosmo or Redbook etc. but i would be too humiliated. if i am lucky, there is one in front of me in the salon that i can sneak a peek at. Today all i had near me was Weight Watchers, and Premiere, which was in FRENCH!

[CholeraJoe]

Old data. About the time of "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" and "Titanic" it was rumored. He took off nearly two years 98-2000 and did very little except party hard. He also lifted weights and bulked up a little.

[CholeraJoe]

Don't you want to know "Ten Things To Drive Men Wild?" I do most of the grocery shopping so I get a chance to check out the tabloids and Cosmo etc with some frequency.

[xsmommy]

so tell me!! i read the headlines on the cover and never get to see the real detes!!!

[NeoCaveman]

Don't you want to know "Ten Things To Drive Men Wild?"

1. Laundry
2. Cooking
3. Mamadas
4. Back rubs
5. Saving money.

....In no particular order.

[VRWCmember]

Miss Bella,

Here is my homework:

While the lamestream media has promulgated its repeated reports of the "Decline" in retail sales this Christmas season, the reality is sales were pretty much at record levels, just at a lower rate of GROWTH from last year than expected.

Too busy to be imcommoded by peons from the royal family, President Bush has sent a message he is not interested in a visit from Prince Charles at this time.

Displaying its froward sense of morality, MTV considers the promotion of destructive behavior to be a good Public Service Ad

Nobody here in Dallas has accused Jerry Jones of being sapient, but at least he was smart enough to finally fire Campo, and he didn't waste any time to hire Parcells as the new Cowboys Head Coach. You Cowboy-haters can lament the reality that within two or three years the Cowboys will be back on top in the NFC East and contending for the Super Bowl Trophy.

While the state department has vituperated the murders of three American missionaries in Yemen, the CIA and US Special Forces should determine the responsible parties (and organizations) and extract revanche (another previous WFTD) with extreme prejudice.

If the clinton administration had not been so insouciant about the North Korean Nuclear Weapons program, (as Colin Powell pointed out to Stephi Stephanopolous), then we might not be facing the threat from that wing of the Axis of Evil that we face today.

[xsmommy]

hmmmm...i have real problems with #5.....

[NeoCaveman]

hmmmm...i have real problems with #5.....

Telling ya, it drives guys wild.

[xsmommy]

oh well.... : (

[xsmommy]

have you been speaking to xshub, perchance....?

[Bella_Bru]

Beautiful photos! Wonderful links! You have tied Miss White Rose! A+++++. And...no homework next week. You can just come in and play instead.

[RikaStrom]

Check your email xsmommy.

As for Toby skinnybutt... he's a raging vegan. I have no use for him either. He "bulked up" (not) for spiderman by eating tofu burgers. Then he proceded to let spiderman get ruined... UGGGGG

[xsmommy]

never heard of toby, never saw spiderman, he looks kinda scrawny and skanky to me in that pic. orlando is infinitely more appealing.