Here is my homework:
While the lamestream media has promulgated its repeated reports of the "Decline" in retail sales this Christmas season, the reality is sales were pretty much at record levels, just at a lower rate of GROWTH from last year than expected.
Too busy to be imcommoded by peons from the royal family, President Bush has sent a message he is not interested in a visit from Prince Charles at this time.
Displaying its froward sense of morality, MTV considers the promotion of destructive behavior to be a good Public Service Ad
Nobody here in Dallas has accused Jerry Jones of being sapient, but at least he was smart enough to finally fire Campo, and he didn't waste any time to hire Parcells as the new Cowboys Head Coach. You Cowboy-haters can lament the reality that within two or three years the Cowboys will be back on top in the NFC East and contending for the Super Bowl Trophy.
While the state department has vituperated the murders of three American missionaries in Yemen, the CIA and US Special Forces should determine the responsible parties (and organizations) and extract revanche (another previous WFTD) with extreme prejudice.
If the clinton administration had not been so insouciant about the North Korean Nuclear Weapons program, (as Colin Powell pointed out to Stephi Stephanopolous), then we might not be facing the threat from that wing of the Axis of Evil that we face today.