Freeoples Thread 343

[Mo1]

T h r e a d ... 3 4 3

[Mo1]

oh after all the house work I have dish pan hands!!!:()

Girlfriend .. here is my advice .. DISHWASHER!!!

Sounds like you have been going non stop for months now .. are ya ready for a vacation??

[Mo1]

I got this in a email



1. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.
2. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3. I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up fast.
4. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
5. I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.
6. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

7. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
8. I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
9. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

10. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S
a message!
11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
12. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
13. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
14. I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
15. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

16. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

17. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

18. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked
19. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

[ValerieUSA]

Lovely picture westy.

[null and void]

Thank you all for your prayers.

Good Morning!

[Servant of the Nine]

I have had it with Canada.

They are not an ally, they are just an Al Quaida staging ground on our border.

They have no military except the 12 guys they sent to Afghanistan and all that has gotten us is a friendly fire incident and the crucifiction of two of our pilots.

I have had it with our 'ally' bitching and whining like France or Germany.

I propose we go ahead and invade Canada before we do Iraq.
It is easy to get to, we have good roads, and bridges.
Their army is only a fraction the size or competence of Iraqs.

It will eliminate the longer of our two vulnerable borders.

Someday we could let the descendants of the Canadians apply for citizenship, well, maybe not the French speakers.

Then we can plan a Final Solution to the Mexican Problem.

So9

[null and void]

From what Lynn says pretty much everyone outside of Ottawa and Québec would go along with the plan...

[Mo1]

I propose we go ahead and invade Canada before we do Iraq.

Something tells me the folks in Canada would like that ..

[ValerieUSA]

[Mo1]

It's Mr. Ed and the family

[Mo1]

[Cuttnhorse]

Hi Gang,

How is everyone doing?

[Cuttnhorse]

I have had it with Canada.

I'm with you! I work with a bunch of Canadians and while some are embarrassed of their second-rate country, most are the most jingoistic jerks in the world. One guy told me that if we invade Iraq we will be hated all over the world. I told him that I would rather be a hated American than a loved Canadian.

Jonah Goldberg wrote a great article recently about our friends in Canada and likened them to "the sweetheart standing at the railway station waving goodbye to the troop train."

[operation clinton cleanup]

I told him that I would rather be a hated American than a loved Canadian.

Amen, brother!! (Is there any country that does not hate us already?)

[Cuttnhorse]

Hi CC,

No, everyone is P.O.ed at us. Even the Chileans can't understand what all the ruckus is about...although they couldn't find Canada on a map with CANADA on it...not that that is bad. The goofy Canucks are having a hard time; they hate their idiot prime minister, are embarrassed about their none military, their gun laws and the fact that they play 4th fiddle to the greatest nation on earth. I think their recognition that they are irrelevant in the big scheme of things causes them to shoot off their mouths.

[operation clinton cleanup]

I think their recognition that they are irrelevant in the big scheme of things causes them to shoot off their mouths.

That goes for everyone in the U.N., except for the U.K. and Russia. Russia has no ego to uphold.

[operation clinton cleanup]

I'm back!! Had a misunderstanding with the cable company about when it was convenient for them to connect my bank account to thiers.

[Cuttnhorse]

I like your home page...great photo of the doggie...oh, and you too!

[operation clinton cleanup]

Thanks. I have tons of entertaining pictures to post on there... once I take the time to do it.

[Servant of the Nine]

One guy told me that if we invade Iraq we will be hated all over the world.

I think the Israelis like us sometimes, but other than that I am comming up blank.

I probably should have chosen a differen phrase than 'Final Solution' for sealing our Southern Border. It is not the Mexican's fauilt. It is the fault of Every US President since WWII. Every one has failed to perform the most fundamental job of a government, protect the borders.

So9

[Servant of the Nine]

We were getting worried about you, or at least Val was.

You do know that is not a tank you are Al Goreing the bore of don't you?

So9