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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!
Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!
Journey to the Cross-roads
The Two Towers Edition
Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)
Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.
TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: SuziQ
I know when I quit smoking it was the meanest I've ever been in my life for a while there! I'm usually very jovial and cheerful, non-confrontational. But right after I quit smoking I stood up in my nursing school classroom and bawled out a girl that said something I didn't agree with. The teacher was very understanding and calmly told me to sit down
Then a week later, a girl broke into my dorm room while I was studying and demanded I give her some money. I beat the everloving crap out of her with a 20" fan.
23,381
posted on
04/02/2003 9:29:12 AM PST
by
2Jedismom
('The commitment of our fathers is now the calling of our time')
To: 2Jedismom
Remind me to stay on your good side!
23,382
posted on
04/02/2003 9:30:56 AM PST
by
Pippin
( How 'bout them 'O's!)
To: 2Jedismom
I beat the everloving crap out of her with a 20" fan. ROFLMAO! 'scuse me whilst I go clean off the keyboard...
To: HairOfTheDog
No long faces! - We'll send other kinds of candy!Mmmm. Jolly Ranchers, Butterscotch hard candies, Starlight Mints...
To: 2Jedismom
Then a week later, a girl broke into my dorm room while I was studying and demanded I give her some money. I beat the everloving crap out of her with a 20" fan.Yowsers!!
To: Corin Stormhands
LOL!!
23,387
posted on
04/02/2003 9:35:56 AM PST
by
Pippin
( How 'bout them 'O's!)
To: Corin Stormhands
LOL!! The kids and I LOVED that one!!
To: Corin Stormhands
LOL! That's great!
To: Pippin
I was just very grumpy for about a month after I quit smoking. I can't imagine doing anything like that now.
And that was almost 20 years ago.
23,390
posted on
04/02/2003 9:45:36 AM PST
by
2Jedismom
('The commitment of our fathers is now the calling of our time')
To: 2Jedismom
Oh, Okay! :^)
23,391
posted on
04/02/2003 9:48:37 AM PST
by
Pippin
( How 'bout them 'O's!)
To: SuziQ
Yowsers!!Well, she did swing at me first. She demanded the money and I told her no and basically told her to get out of my room in a way that must have offended her. She came at me, all 6' of her, and misunderestimated my 97lb nicotine-starved self.
23,392
posted on
04/02/2003 9:50:16 AM PST
by
2Jedismom
('The commitment of our fathers is now the calling of our time')
To: 2Jedismom
"I beat the everloving crap out of her with a 20" fan."
Is it true that female dwarves grow out of the ground?
23,393
posted on
04/02/2003 9:50:44 AM PST
by
Sam Cree
(Hobbit Hole Derelict)
To: Corin Stormhands
ROTFL!
23,394
posted on
04/02/2003 9:50:45 AM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
To: Sam Cree
I'm not a Dwarf...more of a Hobbit! ;-)
Nonetheless, ease and peace had left this people still curiously tough. They were, if it came to it, difficult to daunt or to kill; and they were, perhaps, so unwearyingly fond of good things not least because they could, when put to it, do without them, and could survive rough handling by grief, foe, or weather in a way that astonished those who did not know them well and looked no further than their bellies and their well-fed faces. Though slow to quarrel, and for sport killing nothing that lived, they were doughty at bay, and at need could still handle arms.
In this case, it just so happened that the closest thing I had to "arms" was a 20" box fan!
23,395
posted on
04/02/2003 9:54:57 AM PST
by
2Jedismom
('The commitment of our fathers is now the calling of our time')
To: g'nad
Now I see the reason for the Dwarves Mini moot! It was just an excuse for you to have a Birthday Party!!
Well, just be sure you don't get yourself and the other Dwarves busted!
I hope your Birthday was the Happiest ever!
To: Corin Stormhands; 2Jedismom; Alkhin; Argh; Bear_in_RoseBear; BibChr; carton253; Dawntreader; ...
Everybody gotta check out this 'toon Corin found someplace!
23,397
posted on
04/02/2003 9:55:30 AM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
To: HairOfTheDog
"Prosecution...NOW!!! !"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")
Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick outta town!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They Lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!
Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...=^D
Slick underestimates MUD's moxie...
MUD's gonna drive Slick WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...
By Thanksgiving!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"
And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's "Stars"...have they really No Pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD's 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the Vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!
Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been maimed...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Med'yuh...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"
Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist Goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!
Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
JimRob's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Put MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!
In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
Democrats're the Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"
*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)
Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Bold Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!
(Mudboy harpin'.......)
Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton begged MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!"
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer ConDamnation...NOW!!!!
(MUD harpin' and strummin')
Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)
23,398
posted on
04/02/2003 9:57:15 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(Soddom'sInsane IS DEAD...Let's Add William Jefferson Clinton to Dubyuh's Axis of Evil!!)
To: 2Jedismom
She came at me, all 6' of her, and misunderestimated my 97lb nicotine-starved self.That's it! DON'T send smokes to the troops!!
To: Mudboy Slim
You just keep harpin' and strummin' MUD!
23,400
posted on
04/02/2003 9:58:36 AM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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