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FINAL DRAFT OF SEGMENT ONE: THE INTRO
An Introduction to Mudboy Slim:
Or, How the Libertarian Lyricist Acquired His Label

Here on Free Republic, there is a fine line between Republicans posting drunk and Libertarians posting sober. I realized this for real when I discovered Mudboy Slim's posts. Was he joking? Would it be less scarey and interesting if he wasn't joking? These are questions that many who encounter his posts are prone to ask.

He's been gracing our Freeper's Finest thread for a while now, so it's time for a proper introduction to Mudboy Slim. Indeed, it's time for an unauthorized biography -- I believe a new genre for this thread. But hey, you asked for volunteer guest hosts and I guess you can't be picky. So, with apologies to Bob Woodward, here is my highly accurate, highly telepathic account of Mudboy Slim. What's the real story behind those brilliant reworked song lyrics you see him post? What about the exuberance and the practical jokes that make one nostalgic for Junior High School? And is it really true that he'll be hosting a big party at his house with free drinks during the CPAC conference?

C'mon, join in! If you're owed money by Mud (and who here isn't?) or just in the mood for some holiday roast Mud, pile on! Read this highly accurate account of Mudboy Slim and add your own poignant memories of Mudboy Slim's youth and adult political adventures to this lore. Then without further adoo, let us begin, on the What, Where, How, When, and especially WHY of Mudboy Slim.

Ok, that's my final draft of the intro. Any comments?