[Billthedrill]

Mudboy Slim? What a wuss. Look at him, making a big deal out of wallowing in a little moistened dirt. Why, in my day men were men and earned their nicknames. Let me tell you about how they came to call me "Septic Tank Bill..."

[FreeTheHostages]

Actually, we're probably interested in how you settled upon "Billthedrill"! I mean, if it's OK to say: this is a family channel.

[Dallas]

ROFL....my hero.

[Congressman Billybob]

LOL, my friend,

And no doubt you wound up in kimchi up to your nostrils, standing on a brick, until the local Volunteer Fire Department could get there, complete with a hose truck. Right?

On a related subject, my next column for UPI is already on the drawing boards. It's on the "great unwashed," the anti-war demonstrators. The title is "Ready! Aim! Sing!." That comes from the last line of Tom Lehrer's song, "The Folk Song Army." I think y'all will enjoy it.

Congressman Billybob

Click for "Below the Radar -- The Other Republican Victory" (first column run on UPI)

Click for "to Restore Trust in America"

[Teacup]

Let me tell you about how they came to call me "Septic Tank Bill..."

BAWAWAHAHA! Stop! You're killing me! (tears rolling down my face.)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Let me tell you about how they came to call me "Septic Tank Bill"

Please, tell us more...ROFLMAO!!

Dude, I can smell ya from here...MUD