[Congressman Billybob]

LOL, my friend,

And no doubt you wound up in kimchi up to your nostrils, standing on a brick, until the local Volunteer Fire Department could get there, complete with a hose truck. Right?

On a related subject, my next column for UPI is already on the drawing boards. It's on the "great unwashed," the anti-war demonstrators. The title is "Ready! Aim! Sing!." That comes from the last line of Tom Lehrer's song, "The Folk Song Army." I think y'all will enjoy it.

Congressman Billybob

Click for "Below the Radar -- The Other Republican Victory" (first column run on UPI)

Click for "to Restore Trust in America"

[FreeTheHostages]

What a great topic for a column!! The Great Unwashed. Or, as I like to refer to the anti-war demonstrators, "Youth Against Soap."

[Billthedrill]

Greetin's, y'r Excellency! I'm sorry to report there's a legal feller named John who's tryin' to make us think he's you. That boy sure does talk funny...

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy Congressman...when we gonna git back up to DeeCee again?!

FReegards...MUD