The Ultimate Vanity Thread

My brain | 11/22/02 | FTH

[FreeTheHostages]

Yeah, as well we all know, but I should remove the half-brain thing lest people think the judges actually ARE warring. December 10th we judge.

I once had the 13-year old son of an Air Force pilot attend one of my gingerbread parties. He went straight for the black licorice and built up a military encampment about his house. Cannons, anti-aircraft guns, etc.: all lovingly made out of black licorice. The stark contrast of the white frosting and the black said, to any would-be attackers, "Pick another gingerbread house to invade, buddy."

[FreeTheHostages]

Damn, Muddy, with friends like this who needs enemies! At least people are getting it out of their system before the Official Thread debuts . . . .

[Mudboy Slim]

What FRiends?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...To Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!

Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must git caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...RATS' Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch MUD's dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!

Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!

(Reprise)

Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...

Come Join Our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I can find out where you live, boy.....

"Open Letter to the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd!!"

When you protect Bill Clinton from being exposed to the TREASON he has committed with his illegal and unethical dalliances with the Tyrannical Leaders of Communist China, you poltroonish Media folks become complicit in the 50 years of Murder and Oppression that have been emblematic of the imposition of artificial collectivist governmental arrangements such as Communism, Socialism, and Liberalism. Just as the Clinton-authorized Waco Massacre resulted in the fiery SLAUGHTER of 80 individuals whose only "crime" was that of bowing before a Diety greater than the Almighty State, so the Communist Chinese continue to treat the Righteous as enemies of the Party. And the Fourth Estate remains silent...

Why is this? Why do you not deem it worthy of outrage--or even attention--when John Huang, Charlie Yah Lin Trie, Johnny Chung, and Maria Hsia (Chinese Nationals each and every one) are given access to the Inner Sanctum of Presidential Power in exchange for Millions of Dollars of blood-stained campaign contributions from the Chi-Com Tyrants. Then, when the extent of the crimes of these Chi-Com Whores becomes public knowledge, the Big Four Networks--ABCNBCCBSCNN--downplay it, ignore it, obfuscate it, anything but get bothered by it!!!! Are you not the least bit ashamed by your willful ignorance?!

Ted Turner's station ran a movie version of "Animal Farm" last night. I, like many in my generation, had read George Orwell's classic while in Junior High School, then again in High School. Personally, no movie version could have possibly replicated the original impact of this disturbing expose of the Evil that is Socialism, but it did bring back some strong emotions. I bet Mr. Turner saw this movie, possibly even authorized it for display on his network. And I'm sure Ted's a pretty smart dude. So, why does Mr. Turner so blindly support such "Napolean-like" Tyrants such Jiang Zemin and our own William Jefferson Clinton?! No, I don't think it's all because of the good lovin' I'm sure he gets from Hanoi Jane, great lover of Pol Pot! No, I don't even think it's really all about Turner's legendary greed, although I'm sure Ted's love of money plays a significant part. IMHO, the root of Ted Turner's deliberate ignorance as to the raw EVIL so typical in those with whom he chooses to associate is a disgusting Lust Fer Power, a trait all-too-common within many of you in the Lib'ral Effete Elite Media!!!

The New York Times' A.M. Rosenthal ain't no rabid Right-Wing Conservative ideologue, but he proves in the following article that he's not afraid to SPEAK TRUTH TO TYRANNY!!! Why are you afraid to do the same?!

"ON MY MIND"
By A. M. ROSENTHAL
© NY Times Co.

""St. Joseph's Murder"

"The beginning of the amateur video shows the first day of worship in the handsome new church -- the congregation taking communion from the Catholic priests. The film is dated Feb. 14, 1999. Then it flows without a break into a section filmed April 27, 1999. The film lurches as the person with the camera, sometimes hiding in a building across the street, struggles to show what remains of the church. A metal dinosaur appears. Its huge black iron head tears out windows, smashes great holes into walls. What's that continuing thump-thump in the background? No explanation until laborers are seen with sledgehammers pounding floors into splinters. The head continuously crashes itself into what had been St. Joseph's Roman Catholic Church, in Fuzhou, province of Fujian, People's Republic of China. Built over five years with the muscle and love of the worshipers, and dollars and coins of their relatives in America, the church in one day has become rubble.

I got and saw the film on Wednesday, while hundreds of top American and European business executives were attending a Shanghai "economic forum," sponsored by Fortune and its owner, Time Warner, with the blessing and manipulation of the Politburo, to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Mao's victory, and the decades of despotism by massacre that followed.

Everything pertinent to trade was on the agenda, except the rights of Chinese. The C.E.O.'s and company presidents, and Fortune and Time Warner, eithern judged these rights to have no value in any balance sheet, were foot-kissing the Politburo, or both. My disgust turned to shame for America when I read Seth Faison's story in The New York Times about how the head of Time Warner, which also owns CNN, gave the Chinese President a bust of Lincoln and praised him for his parlor trick of reciting the Gettysburg Address! The chief of the American International Group, an insurance giant, said it was not human rights China needed, but food. Chinese do have enough food, but I invite the insurance man to a dinner that will include a dish sometimes served to Chinese political prisoners -- rice in a toilet bucket.

I would give each executive a cassette of the murder of St. Joseph's. But I promised not to show it around, because Chinese police could identify congregants who walked sorrowfully in the rubble.

Anyway, the foreign executives know what is going on, how Chinese Catholics and Protestants are arrested and beaten if they do not say the right prayers in Government-registered churches under Government-approved bishops. St. Joseph's would not register with the Communist Religious Affairs Bureau. Even without the cassette, the executives know, they know. They just do not give a damn.

I am asked why I write often about religious persecution of Christians, since I am a Jew, and not even religiously educated. One simple reason is sufficient: sufferings of the religious are as painful as of the secular. But there is another -- neither religious nor secular freedoms will flourish where one is denied. Only if religious and secular Americans grasp that will a human rights movement exist in America that can protect them all. Many people buoyed me when I wrote, particularly John Cardinal O'Connor. He sustains all who struggle for freedom, sometimes without the enthusiasm of his peers. Among Catholic, Protestant and Jewish clergy in America, some speak up against religious persecution abroad -- and some look away.

When I was an apprentice reporter covering sermons for $3 a Sunday, I did not appreciate assignment to St. Patrick's, now Cardinal O'Connor's seat. Two collection plates were presented, one before you could get down the aisle. But I will never again duck two collections, not at St. Patrick's.

St. Joseph's was destroyed because its congregation and priests refused to submit themselves to Communist domination. And so were 16 other churches in and near Fujian. No film has surfaced except of St. Joseph's. Some views are shown at www.freechurchforchina.org.

One day there will be cameras, lots, when St. Joseph's and the others reopen in freedom. Cardinal O'Connor will be there; guaranteed. So will other Americans who understand that Chinese really want more than rice and chains."

Thank you, Mr. Rosenthal, I couldn't have put it any better myself...MUD

P.S. RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. Then throw away the frickin' key!!!!!

1 Posted on 10/05/1999 00:09:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Fool Left, Overthrow RATS' Chi-Com HO's!!"
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road")

How many Lib'rals...reject the Real World...
'Cuz they love Bill Clinton and RAPE?!
RATS stand by their man...through Slick's Treasonous Scams...
And still keep RATS' Bile in his place!!
And how many tarts...will suck Slick Willie's wee wood...
Fer Bill...RATS' re Dolts!!!

Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it must be told!!

Slick is a strange one and Left's Goals in Danger...
RAT fools kneel when they're told!!

Truth, RATS, hurts ya but ya must be bold!!

Lib'rals sell fears...market hard times and tears...
That only makes Right's Resolve Grow!!
Folks, we'll rise together...
Yes, WE Shall Retard...Guv'ment's Growth!!
Not once have I seen Libs'...fool eyes fill with anger...
Or say, "Re-Impeach...RATS' Chi-Com Whore'd!!"
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, RATS, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Slick, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, RATS, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Slick, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, BOY, hurts ya but it shall be told!!

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

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[sultan88]

The Wager between Landru and Mudboy Slim

The Terms:

Landru: They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002? "I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best."

Slim: Yer on, my FRiend...beer, brats and stoagies will provide much motivation fer the late night FReepin' excapades!!

Landru: "If they *don't*?? I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?"

Slim: Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail, I'll gladly send you a case of Legends Ale (good stuff from the local microbrewery), a big ol' Smithfield Ham, and a box of Macanudos.

Slim: T-Mac's goin' DOWN!!

Slim: FReegards...MUD

The Status:

Today, November 13, 2002, marks the end of the first quarter of this infamous bet from Black IX. As the appointed judge, I, the fair and unbalanced Sultan, do hereby report that on Day 91 of this year-long wager, Terry McAuliffe has not been indicted. Therefore, Landru is winning, (unfortunately).

Mudboy Slim continues his losing ways.


420 posted on 11/13/2002 5:55 PM EST by sultan88

[sultan88]

Another wager that Mudboy is losing:

To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88

Time for the week 11 wager update!

Yesterday's results are as follows:
*Deadskins 20 : Shams 17 (ya ducked a bullet, buster...)
*Steelers 29 : Shingles 21

With both teams winning their respective games, the Steelers maintain their game & a half lead going into week 12.

The Sultan, therefore, maintains his lead on the wager for a *big* limo night on the town at the eatery of the winner's choice *somewhere* in the metropolis of Richmond, VA.

These results are hereby -Certified- via Fox Sports Net.

...that is all.


187 posted on 11/25/2002 11:41 AM EST by Landru

[FreeTheHostages]

Ah, thank you. Much clearer now. Landru may have the winning end of that bet -- it takes a good long while for criminal indictments to get handed up on white collar cases. Although it does warm my heart to see someone take the other side of the bet -- the kind of blind optimism that keeps this country going!

I assume, although it's not stated, that both sides will be reporting taxes on their winnings. :D

[FreeTheHostages]

Wow, all these bets seem to involve alcohol . . . .

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lib'rals sell fears...market hard times and tears...
That only makes Right's Resolve Grow!!"

Thank you...MUD

[ST.LOUIE1]

I like it! LOL

[Mudboy Slim]

Good...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"A List of What FReepers Do...."

"Architect/Real Estate Developer in Richmond, Virginia, specializing in historic renovations and the applicable tax credits. - Mudboy Slim"

FReegards...MUD

[Mr. K]

HEY! What ever happened to one of my other old fave's QUIDDAM

[Mudboy Slim]

..."Where'd YOU Git Yer Screen Name?!!"

"I'm 6 ft and 239,spent 25 yrs lifting car engines and transmissions,my name is Dennis but the neighborhood kids call me HeavyD because I'm always lecturing them on how to be decent human beings."
10 Posted on 09/22/1999 11:03:34 PDT by HEAVYD"

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"Landru may have the winning end of that bet..."

Neither Landru nor I, the Sultan, has ever lost a bet to one Mudboy Slim.

"..it does warm my heart to see someone take the other side of the bet -- the kind of blind optimism that keeps this country going!"

Yes, ya gotta love that boy's enthusiastic optimism!!

"I assume, although it's not stated, that both sides will be reporting taxes on their winnings."

Well, that's a good point. Not sure we can trust *all* the participants, so as the "judge" in the Landru/Mudboy/Terry McAulliffe wager, it is my responsibility to squeal, err, report to the IRS the dollar value of all winnings.

The Sultan

[Mudboy Slim]

Was quidam really drudge? And is LS really Larry Sabato? And is Common Tator really George Will?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Illbay pinged us."

Howdy, Illbay...MUD