The Ultimate Vanity Thread

My brain | 11/22/02 | FTH

[FreeTheHostages]

This vanity thread exists to accept edits from interested persons in anticipation of a December Freeper's Finest discussion of the Free Republic phenomenon commonly known as "Mudboy Slim."

[Mudboy Slim]

Gotta vamooose, my FRiend...see ya'll tomorrow...MUD

[ST.LOUIE1]

And the Skins just whupped some ST.LOUIE1 ARSE as well...what a wunnnerful weekend of football it has been...MUD

Remove me from your ping list IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

And bite me! lol

[Landru]

"Mighty active imagination ya got there, twinkletoes..."

HA!!

But'cha know what?
I couldn't -- for the life of me -- imagine *what* kind of place you'd be choosing to go to, no matter how hard I tried!!

Mainly 'cuz I couldn't possibly imagine you winning, Mud!

...imagine that. {g}

[Congressman Billybob]

I expect to go to DeeCee again on 12 December, to speak at a conference of state legislators from across the country. If the D.C. Chapter is conducting a demonstration while I'm there, I will cheerfully join them. Then I'll make the ho-ho-ho tour with my daughter and grandchitlins, and come back home.

Any time FR has a major event in DeeCee, I will be there, of course.

Billybob

[Dallas]

It's always good to see ya....MS.

[jla]

Out of respect for Mrs. Mud I have to restrain from airing any details of the alleged rendezvous between Mud & Murrymom.

(It's said though, that Mr. Slim & "M" make beautiful music together)

[FreeTheHostages]

Regarding the link to the contest thread you requested, it's at: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/746449/posts

It's one of my bookmarks.

[FreeTheHostages]

Note the practiced formality of my post 127. He seems calm . . . but who knows.

[sultan88]

"Mudboy Slim? He owes me money !"

Me, too! No, series. He owes Me, too.

[Landru]

Out of respect for Mrs. Mud I have to restrain from airing any details of the alleged rendezvous between Mud & Murrymom.-
(It's said though, that Mr. Slim & "M" make beautiful music together)"

Ohmygawwwwwwwwd!!
THIS is a *bombshell*!!
Mud actually calls her the pet name of, "M"?
Like, "Auntie M"?
Oy vey; I think I'm gonna be sick.

That *poor* Mrs. Mud.

I always said she was too good for that boy.
Often wondered what a pretty li'l Philly like her ever saw in the cad, yes I did.
Why upon the very first time I saw a pic of the lovely creature I thought to myself, "She should gather-up her babies -- IMMEDIATELY -- & go home to Mom & Dad; leave the whelp to fend for himself!"
I sure did; & now, >THIS< !!
*Not* good I say, not good a'tall.

Sorry, fellas; but, at the mere *suggestion* there might be a traitorous, quasi-steamy, & ideologically incestuous affair from hell going on between those two??
One's simply compelled to ask *The* question: "So who's really behind the writing of all those songs, anyway?"

Could it really be MurryMom's work driving the whole risky scheme??
Obviously the wicked, twisted pathological result of some sort of perverted & lustful inspiration manifesting in a new form of ultra-Leftist pillow-talk!? {*shudder*}
I am sick - think I'm gonna puke.

We haven't heard the last of this; you can bet'cher bottom dollar on that, gentlemen.
I promise y'all on my dead parakeet's ("Augie") grave we'll get to the bottom of this!

...there'll be talk!

[KDD]

"Whuppin' Lib'rals is a favorite pasttime of mine"...MUD

Says it's about the same as wrestling a gator.

[conservativemusician]

In the short time I have known Mud he has shown himself to be a patriot, a keen observer of the liberal condition, a master lyricist, a connoiseur of fine music, and a lover of football, tequila, and all things conservative. He's damn funny ,too! From his lair, also known as the Mudcave, he has graced FR with some of the most hysterical and insightful observations of modern political madness...

to be continued.

Some ideas for the preface of the bio.

[FreeTheHostages]

ah, see, that's good! But shoot I've already sent my copy to the publisher a December Freeper's Finest. What I will do is ping you when the bio comes out and you can then add this to the thread. I have much regret that I didn't mention tequila and football (in particular, the Redskins).

[Mudboy Slim]

"bite me"

"Bite ME, Slick...You Bully!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullet")

My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick...
'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!"
But I'll keep on FReepin' like all Patriots do...
Bubba, I got my Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!

Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!
Prison's Right where you belong...
Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...get off Air Force One!!
We're gonna FReep 'til yer reign is done!!
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!

Scair't Left-Wing sheeple done hacked my 'puter down...
But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force RATS outta town!!
Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game one step ahead of MUD...
And you WILL see Slick in Chains...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!

Re-Impeach Slick Willie!!
Prison's right where Slick belongs!!!
Must cast Bill down...or Equal Justice is DONE...
Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
Re-Impeach...then CONVICT Slick Willie!! Shouldda RESIGNED, BillyBOY!!!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three...
Feds told me to stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!!
Now MUD's got a Band, we're gettin' better every day...
Tell all them RINO-Punks, "Betta Git Outta Our Way!!"
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
Hell is right where you belong!!
You've met yer match, boy, you TREASONOUS SCUM...
Ain't gonna see no more damage done!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!

(Guitar Jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE=LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/18/2000 08:42:40 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mudboy Slim has only half a brain anyway..."

Actually, the other half is simply tied behind my back, just to make it fair...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

We haven't heard the last of this; you can bet'cher bottom dollar on that, gentlemen.

Which is, itself, disheartening news! ;)

[Landru]

Easily the scandal of the year!

Sure looks like we *got* that boy by the shorthairs, this time.
All we need do now is, pull.

...oh the horror! :^)

[Mudboy Slim]

MurryMom, they're onto us...guess we might as well fess up that Eschoir is our love-child...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"All we need do now is, pull."

From what the Beautiful RedHead tells me, you been doin' a fair share of pullin' yer own damself...MUD

Than again, that could just be pillow talk...LOL!!