[Bella_Bru]

Good morning!

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

8.732892 - cube root of the beast.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[TxBec]

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[Bella_Bru]

ping

[xsmommy]

morning, teach!

[TheGrimReaper]

OMG!! I.... I.... I think I've been
Pinged!!

[xsmommy]

Some coruscant legal minds got a spanking down in Tejas. Wonder if they are still offering courses on forum-shopping in law school.

[TheGrimReaper]

As the Radio City Music Hall dancers raced out the stage door, someone cried, "Who left the coruscate open???"

[LonePalm]

Good morning all,

We're back to poetry,

President Bush takes up actor's cues.
Well he fills the great Reagan shoes.
The Dems lose debates,
While George coruscates,
The brave more glory accrues to.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[lds23]

Besides being written with coruscating prose, Freeper Jeff Head's books are becoming more and more eerily prescient.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

coruscate\KOR-uh-skayt\, transitive verb:

I think it is an intransitive verb.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Bush's coruscation led to Shedd's nomination. Funny, isn't it, how, when the dems controlled the Senate, Shedd wasn't even good enough to be passed from Sen. Leaky Leahy's corrupt committee for a full Senate vote. Now that Republican control is imminent--Voila! Shedd gets through the committee and is approved by the Senate, 55-44. May the spoils of victory continue!

[doubled]

The yule display coruscated
But look! Something was deflated
Ivy's not on the roof
Nary a hide nor hoof
How could a reindeer be so hated?

[white rose]

I am a happy camper this morning. Al Gore is back, and he seems to be more delightful than ever. I'm praying he gets the Democrat nomination, I really really do. Those debates he had with Bush were some of the most coruscating entertainment I believe I have ever seen, and I want an encore.

[NeoCaveman]

Morning Teach

[NeoCaveman]

Terry McConman's strategies make Republican hearts coruscate, but he may be challenged by Maynord Jackson again for the DNC chair.

I guess the best possible scenario would be for McConman to win after a bloody divisve blood bath.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework:

Darth Widow was thrown out of the Senate Nov 5.... Perhaps in a few years, we'll see the evil pair of Clintons, Emperor Palatwins, also get dethroned.

It is only a matter of time until the lights begin coming back on in Coruscant, formerly capital planet of the Stars Wars trilogy.

[Argh]

Coruscating Christmas Carols

Schizophrenia:
Do I Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are!

Dementia:
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and . . .

Paranoid:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Depression:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

Obsessive/Compulsive:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock --better start again.

Passive/Aggressive:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away again)

Borderline Personality Disorder:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

[Argh]

This one would be a lot funnier if I didn't have to censor it:

A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that guy in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square.

In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She goes to the Wailing Wall and there he is! She watches him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview.

"Rebecca Smith, CNN News. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?"

"For about 50 years."

"What do you pray for?"

"For peace between the Jews and the Arabs. For all the hatred to stop. For all of our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a f****** wall."

[VRWCmember]

Here is a thread about some coruscant headwear.