Coruscating Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia:
Do I Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are!
Dementia:
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and . . .
Paranoid:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Depression:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely
Obsessive/Compulsive:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock --better start again.
Passive/Aggressive:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away again)
Borderline Personality Disorder:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
The race had begun
it was moving fast
I knew deep inside
I wouldn't, nor
couldn't last
with a smile
on my lips..
I shifted gears
and let her rip!
They saw me coming
and stepped aside
a wide girth I took
on the oval tracks
right side
in this race I was
swinging wide
then hit wall
and left some hide!
They scattered here,
and scattered there,
racers
scattering every where...
Oh, where would this all
end?
Me in back
scattered again!
LOL
I don't know if this qualifies for your thread, however, Argh has inspired me to write this pome!