Posted on 11/20/2002 6:00:51 AM PST by Bella_Bru
Only one in about 5 million ever become a human.
I guess the best possible scenario would be for McConman to win after a bloody divisve blood bath.
Well we now have something else to WORRY about. When it does happen, it will be a coruscant event.
Schizophrenia:
Do I Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are!
Dementia:
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and . . .
Paranoid:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Depression:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely
Obsessive/Compulsive:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock --better start again.
Passive/Aggressive:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away again)
Borderline Personality Disorder:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that guy in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square.
In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She goes to the Wailing Wall and there he is! She watches him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview.
"Rebecca Smith, CNN News. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?"
"For about 50 years."
"What do you pray for?"
"For peace between the Jews and the Arabs. For all the hatred to stop. For all of our children to grow up in safety and friendship."
"How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a f****** wall."
The race had begun
it was moving fast
I knew deep inside
I wouldn't, nor
couldn't last
with a smile
on my lips..
I shifted gears
and let her rip!
They saw me coming
and stepped aside
a wide girth I took
on the oval tracks
right side
in this race I was
swinging wide
then hit wall
and left some hide!
They scattered here,
and scattered there,
racers
scattering every where...
Oh, where would this all
end?
Me in back
scattered again!
LOL
I don't know if this qualifies for your thread, however, Argh has inspired me to write this pome!
What are we going to do with you?
You have to really annoy the teachers to get off of the WFTD list. Or you can simply ask to be removed. :-)
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