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[Mo1]

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[.38sw]

Dang! I've been found out! Oh, wait - isn't 666 the devil's number? I have had the 666 post on occasion.

[sweetliberty]

I never did buy that Bush is dumb, but I do think some of the jokes are funny.

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea what some people will do to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

[Windshark]

60.545 X 11 = ?

We know....

[Mo1]

I will never get that thread .. I'm with Nully's daughter .. it's just a book and it's just a movie

IMO .. there many other movies to complain about but HP isn't one of them

[.38sw]

That's pretty good, but the joke could also use Al Gore wondering who Thomas Jefferson was. I think it was the bust of Jefferson and some of the founding fathers, where algore was asking, "Who are these people?"

[operation clinton cleanup]

It was her svelte low cut outfit...

Or maybe her red hair draping down.Or maybe her razor wit and command of the spoken word... or maybe he was a Clinton/Gore true believer.

[ValerieUSA]

[sweetliberty]

So true! That is definitely a classic!

[.38sw]

Yeah, I agree with you and Nully's daughter. It's fiction. I had several books as a child about merlin, of Arthur's court, and there was a lot of sorcery in them. I never for a minute believed that magic was real, nor tried to do any of it. I understood that it was fantasy. What's so tough about that?

[Windshark]

Your take may be true as well...

But the former images would make most English majors speechless....

[operation clinton cleanup]

Or at least several of the posters will be quoting copious amounts of scripture at me.

It would be a waste to memorize all that scripture and not be able to show it off every now and again.

[ValerieUSA]

*L* In instant message later he told me I was very pretty and hopes that next time we meet I'll let him buy me more drinks so he can see me get wild like a redhead should. *LOL* He was QUIET in person!

[Mo1]

Well there was that one time I remember wanting to be I dream of genie .. but everytime I crossed my arms and blinked .. nothing happen

And guess what .. I survived

[ValerieUSA]

Online you don't have to memorize Scripture... just copy/paste from one of the many Bible sites

[ValerieUSA]

you didn't twitch your nose like samantha, did you? No one would be that dumb, right? Not even me as a kid... right?

[.38sw]

just copy/paste from one of the many Bible sites

I suspect that is exactly what they're doing. There are some lengthy scriptural posts on that thread.

[Windshark]

Oooh...this is getting good....

[operation clinton cleanup]

English magoars R 2 smart 4 me! Is that like basket weaving?

[Mo1]

**Or at least several of the posters will be quoting copious amounts of scripture at me.**

Here .. just copy and paste these .. it should cover you for the night .. LOL


http://etext.virginia.edu/etcbin/kjv2www?specfile=/texts/english/religion/kjv/kjv-pub.o2w&act=text&offset=4759812&textreg=0&query=judge

[Mo1]

LOL ... yes I was that dumb