Freeoples Thread 339

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They insist on sticking to the clinton formula and people are wise to that scam.

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No thank you Loddy .. what you was soooo sweet ..

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The Gore 04 campaign begins tonight

BINGO!! ... but I really don't think it worked

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My daughter's first post is #146...

Of what thread??

What's her Freeper name???

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I kind of like what Fishtalk said


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/789979/posts?page=156#156

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BINGO!! ... but I really don't think it worked

The warm, fuzzy, funny algore release 19.0 aint gonna play anywhere.

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Creepy people!

That pretty much tells the story. I will have to read that thread later!

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Gosh is this site slow ... or is it me AGAIN

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its still early.. or is it bedtime?

Even the gore kids are creepy!

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TOP 10 THINGS MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:

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Even the gore kids are creepy!

I'd say the dog is creepy too .. but I heard it ran away from home

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Oh Goodie .. we are gonna get a noreastern tomorrow night

No snow but lots of rain

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We got the point at number 6, no need to rub it in.

Algore IS the man from Dope. I thought I heard someone say on 20/20 that al was a "no brainer" in 2000... I agree.

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No snow but lots of rain

Ohio's today is your tomorrow...

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Andy Rooney On Prisons:
Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house each
prisoner? Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks a piece I'll take a few prisoners
into my house.
I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on the windows.

I don't think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think
they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate
electricity. And if they don't want to run, they can rest in the chair
that's hooked up to the generator.

Andy Rooney On Ads In Bills:
Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now?
Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in
there with them.
I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in.
Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?
Thank You."

Andy Rooney On Fabric Softener:
My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then
I noticed women coming up to me (sniff) "Married" (walk off). That's how
they mark their territory. You can take off the ring, but it's hard to get
that April fresh scent out of your clothes.

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Andy Rooney On Phone-In-Polls:
You know those shows where people call in and vote on different issues?
Did you ever notice there's always like 18% that say "I don't know." It
costs 90 cents to call up and vote and they're voting "I don't know."
"Honey, I feel very strongly about this. Give me the phone."(Says Into
Phone) "I DON'T KNOW!" (Hangs up looking proud.) "Sometimes you have to
stand up for what you believe you're not sure about." This guy probably
calls up phone sex girls for $2.95 to say "I'm not in the mood".

Andy Rooney On Grandma:
My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior
Citizen.' You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you?
Out entering wet shawl contests. Makes you wonder where she got that
dollar she gave you for your birthday.

Andy Rooney On Answering Machines:
Did you ever hear one of these corny, positive messages on someone's
answering machine? "Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right
now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'share the love.'
Beep." "Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling.... Speaking of being
positive, your test results are back. Stop sharing the love."

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Ohio's today is your tomorrow...

Always like to be first huh??

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The Harry Potter thread...

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I don't think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate electricity. And if they don't want to run, they can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the generator.

I have a hard time believing A.R. said that, but then again it must have been off camera.

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Always like to be first huh??

Thats Nully's territory!

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So do I but I still think it's funny .. LOL