Posted on 11/05/2002 4:10:06 AM PST by Chairman_December_19th_Society
We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail! [President Bush]
Good morning!! Do not let the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington, nor the brave members of our Nation's military who have given their lives to protect our freedom, die in vain!!
ELECTION DAY!! DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE!!
In 2000, it was decided that Democrats should vote on Wednesday. Not enought took advantage of that offer, so this year, to cut down on lines in polling places, something new will be tried.
Through special arrangement with certain folks in Canada - who, because of the extent of their magnanimity wish to remain nameless - it is now possible to dedicate special polling places just for the use of Democrats.
Democrats, think of this as your own special voting district. Republicans are to vote in the United States - no Republicans whatsover will be allowed to vote in Canada today.
On the other hand, Democrats should take the opportunity to drive north of the border and vote there. No lines - gone will be the complaints of having to wait to vote. No polling monitors - you can vote as many times as you want. You will be able to come home refreshed with the knowledge that you were able to cast thousands, even tens of thousands of votes for your candidate - and no one will so much as hassle you.
So don't delay. The north beckons. If you are a Democrat, hop in your car, drive north, cross the border, and vote. In fact, so good is this program, there are Republicans who will be more than glad - once they have cast their vote in America, because this special offer is not open to them - to drive you and other voting age (in other words, anyone who can recognize a crayon) members of your family (you will have to make your own arrangements to transport dead people) into Canada to your special polling places. (This offer, however, is only one way - you will have to make your own arrangements to return to America).
Democrats - Canada. That's where your vote should be.
[Good only on November 5, 2002. Not good with any other offer, and may not be exercised by Republicans. Offer applies to any definition of family that may be provided by a card carrying Democrat. For further details, see the back of your Rice Krispies box - they might be there. Certain other restrictions apply. No actual guarantee of voting ability is made or warranted. No ballots will be cast on behalf of the Democrat voter by the Republican. If, in fact, you are a Democrat, and you could not actually vote in Canada, complaints will be taken on November 4, 2002. No Canadians were harmed during the preparation of this offer.]
For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.
Talent 52%
Carnahan 46%
To give you and indication about how bad it might be for the RATS tonight, one of our local stations was airing an interview with Johnny Cochran.......from the RAMS locker room!!!!!
Sounds like the Texas D gov candidate refuses to concede....
FoxNews reporter at the GOP HQ in Texas says the Republicans are still waiting for the Dems to concede...says it looks like the Dems are digging in their heals and will fight to the end...
[includes seats not up for election]
SENATE
GOP 47
Criminal Party 46
Can't Decide Which Party - 1
HOUSE
GOP 209
Criminal Party 191
Can't Decide Which Party - 1
GOVERNORS
GOP 20
Criminal Party 14
Can't Decide Which Party - 0
I think the Dems cooked their own goose when they decided to obstruct Bush at every turn. The American people said, "Enough!"
Perhaps these people will wise up and drop Maculiffe and Clinton as heads of the DNC, and get back to working for America.
Take THAT jumpin' Jim!!!!!!
No wonder Kerry looked so sick at his victory speech!!!
I think Greta just reported that the pregnant pigs in FL won the right to have more space.
I almost fell over when I saw Dan Rather admit if things keep going the way they are, the Republicans will take the Senate!
Democratic-Farmer-Labor WALTER F. MONDALE 59166 46.73
With 28% of precincts reporting.
Yes, indeedy!
And didn't a certain poster (Moi) tell a certain worried N.Carolinian to have Faith?
Hi 5's ALL around!!!
Did he cry?
God Bless America!
I volunteer to go over and see....
Night NY! Sleep tight:-))
*hugs*
Democratic-Farmer-Labor WALTER F. MONDALE 59166 46.73
With 28% of precincts reporting.
Hmmm....
Here's the much more optomistic numbers I'm seeing -
Coleman(R) - 82,943 (54%)
Mondale(D) - 66,759 (43%)
12% reporting
As of 12:10 AM ET
And my shallow comment for the evening, Judy's new hairstyle is very unbecoming on her. (Can I say unbecoming about a woman? :)
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