The Guild 11-1-2002 54 shopping days until Christmas!

[BigWaveBetty]

I'm sure you all are dying to know what I want for Christmas. It's simple.
A republican House of Representatives and a republican Senate!

So everybody get out there and help the GOP and vote on November 5th and then...

START SHOPPING!!

[Pippin]

Hi, HLL! I'll be praying for a victory for you on Nov. 5!

[lodwick]

Today's lunch a Threadgill's was tremendous - you should have been there. ;-)

[lodwick]

If there is enough interest, we could get a private forum/thread here at FR. When the Glocktoberfest was in the planning stages, I was invited to join in and participate. You use your current screen name, but there is a different password to get logged in.

These different forums are on FR's splash page under FreeRepublicNetwork.

[Teacup]

Good afternoon all.

I've been listening to Glenn beck and Rush talk about the Nut case who thinks Bush killed Wellstone. OMG! Apparently this dummy is saying, Cartahan also died in a small plane crash, and now Wellston died the same way. UMMMM..........I think this dummy is confusing Bush with Clintoon and his Arkanside gang. Can you believe the RATS?

[Teacup]

Just in case some of you were not thinking about voting next Tuesday. Look at this picture.

Mondale is thinking..........."I've heard about ole crusty. Yes, it's true, it's true. It's smells."

[lodwick]

OUTSTANDING CAPTION - I'm gonna spread this one around. LOL

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

It's so amazing that folks can still be unaware that planes can crash with pilot error and not murderous intentions.

There is no way that Bush would have anyone killed. Some morons don't understand that there are good people in the world who don't go around murdering folks who disagree with them.

[Teacup]

Thanks Lodwick. Another idea I had was........name the people in this phot.

An impeached president, a has-been robot, a Tippsy Tipper, an Ole Crusty, and a dinosar.

[lodwick]

You're on a fine roll today - thanks for the truth and the laughs. ;-)

[Teacup]

I couldn't believe my ears. If anyone met up with foul play, it has been folks associated with the Clintoos, IMHO.

[Teacup]

More fun......

Chelsea Clinton, left, and her companion Ian Klass arrive at a party hosted by Donna Karan inside her store on New Bond Street, central London, Monday evening Oct. 28, 2002.

[Iowa Granny]

Mondale is thinking..........."I've heard about ole crusty. Yes, it's true, it's true. It's smells."

OUTSTANDING You, my dear, are on a magnificent roll.

[lodwick]

I'm sure this is the way
all you ladies appear in a courtroom.

Does this child have the brains God gave to rocks?

[lodwick]

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.


2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.



3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.


4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.


6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.


7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.


9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.


11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.


12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.


13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

email from a friend.

[mountaineer]

We thought Winona Ryder didn't know the meaning of the word "propriety." My husband, a college administrator, just emailed me this bit of campus news: A female student - angry at her boyfriend - has urinated on the carpet in his dorm room and then defecated there and smeared same all over the place.

Pardon my generalizing, but was this entire generation raised by monkeys?

[lodwick]

Do we laugh or cry?



A young Puerto Rican man walked into the local employment office, marched
straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm lookin' for a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got
a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but
the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this
job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort
the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a
year.".

The Puerto Rican said, "Ah c'mon, you're bull$hitting me!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!".

[mountaineer]

Still looking for that "Clinton goes ballistic" story, but here's a photo from Oregon. Looks like x42 is trying out yet another color of hair rinse.

[mountaineer]

More from x42's visit to Oregon (massive barf alert):

Clinton's visit to Eugene was enough to distract Wendy Kieffer, a journalism sophomore, from her studies. A registered Republican, she swore afterward she'd become a convert after listening to the former president. "He's such an awesome public speaker," Kieffer said. "I'm all about Democrats now. I'm voting for Bradbury." full story

[mountaineer]

Well, what the heck, let's examine the scoop du jour:

WHICH network boss is causing consternation because he continually finds jobs for his girlfriend, a pretty - but pretty mediocre - broadcaster? The early line is that her latest gig won't last very long, but not to worry. She'll land on her feet, even if her co-hosts don't . . . WHICH mucho handsome pop star - who refuses to answer when asked about his predilections - has a not-so-new boyfriend in the record business? The gay community in San Juan whispers that it's been going on for a year and a half and some are impatient for the hypocrisy to end.

...THE marital split between Matthew Bronfman and Lisa Belzberg is on the mend. The couple, who have six children, separated last winter even as rumors abounded that Belzberg had become pals with Bill Clinton. Soon after, the blond and buxom Belzberg dated "West Wing" creator Aaron Sorkin. Bronfman, a Seagram heir, found companionship with a woman in the fashion business. "She's out of the picture," said one insider. "She's banned from his office." Both parties are unattached now - except to each other. Husband and wife were seen recently dining at Nosidam, and at the bar of the Four Seasons hotel. Since they were never legally separated, they can quietly resume being married.
Page Six.

[mountaineer]

In case you were worrying about this:

Liza Minnelli fans mourning the cancellation of her reality show on VH-1 can take some consolation in this: A source says hubby David Gest is going full speed ahead with his plans to bring out a line of Liza Minnelli clothes and even a Liza fragrance. . . .

Fans of “The View” were stunned when Star Jones proclaimed that she wouldn’t answer the door for Trick-or-Treaters, even if she’s home alone, because she has better things to do. They were, however, relieved to hear that she’s not keeping the candy for herself: She’ll leave a bowl of it outside so those pesky brats in their costumes can help themselves. . . . MSNBC

More than likely, ol' Star gobbled up that bowlful of Snickers bars, and then some, and the little monsters went hungry.