Bikini whacks.Lowell woman, neighbors feud over her skimpy outdoor attire

The Lowell Sun ^ | Oct. 19, 2002 | Christopher Scott

[Pern]

Sorry, guys. No good pics.

[Calico Cat]

Grandmother of four?

Don't apologize, Pern.

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
This has come about after much badgering by you, my friends and extended family...

[Pern]

Actually, seeing pic of her on the original article (poor quality), she doesn't look bad for a grandmother.

[Bartholomew Roberts]

but I feel like bawling over this.

I think there is a typo in here somewhere......

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

"We're not talking just an ordinary G-string here," says neighbor Dottie Hayes, who runs a home day-care operation. "We're talking dental floss."

Sounds like shes either jealous or she needs to clean her teeth!

[Calico Cat]

You're right! When I pictured a grandmother of four, I pictured MY grandmother (who is a beautiful lady, but even if she wasn't my grandma, I wouldn't want to see her in a G-string). From the rather dim photo, I can see that she does have a lovely figure.

Too bad she doesn't have class, though. Honestly...she's somebody's grandma! How embarrassing.

[Caipirabob]

"I don't think they would have a problem if I was a 400-pound woman in a thong."

I most certainly would.

[Dan Day]

[Ann Archy]

It's not jealousy....Grandma has NO CLASS! And Grandma lives with her boyfriend......the grandchildren must be VERY proud. MOVE to the BEACH Granny!!

[listenhillary]

If residents are that upset they could;

Buy her house
Offer to pay for a fence
Make husband and child wear really dark glasses when they're outside

Or they could "stone" her. "she's a witch! stone her!"

[Pern]

The 'typical disgusting man' side of me posted this. But true, she has little class.

Personally, I love the sight of a beautiful woman, which is why my wife is constantly telling me to stop staring at her. It gives her the creeps!

'Sigh'

[SteveH]

Lowell is one of those Northern Mass. river mill towns. There usually isn't much natural scenery to look at... What's the worst that can occur, a few old duffers have early heart attacks... so what, at least they would die happy :-)

[aardvark1]

she's a witch! stone her

How do you know she's a witch?

[longtermmemmory]

more pictures.....

(the purient interest lives!!!)


purely for refernce purposes of course.........

[listenhillary]

forgot the >/sarcasm< tag, sorry

[reegs]

I agree. Absolutely no class and zero respect for her neighbors. It's time to fight fire with fire. I think one of the chubby hubbies nearby should start mowing the lawn, gardening, working on their cars in Speedos.

[aardvark1]

forgot the >/sarcasm< tag, sorry

None needed. I thought you were going off on a Monty Python tangent.

[Maceman]

Sorry, guys. No good pics.

This lady is a major exhibitionist. I'm guessing her picss are on the Internet at some site like this one: the Free Voyeurweb Amateur Photo Section.

CAUTION: If nudity offends you do not go to the above site.

[Ann Archy]

How would you like your WIFE dressing like that for the neighbors?