Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 025

News ^ | 01/29/02 | Unkinown

[lodwick]

After a weekend of freeping - I find myself having to do some work today. Yikes - you guys have a ball with all the pretty flowers and goofy gas pumpers and stuff. bbl, with luck.

[grannie9]

Sounds like you have lousy choices there girl... Hopefully things will be quiet there today...

Al just remined me that I only have two weeks left before we head for Fl. Yikes..I have to get my head on straight..

[grannie9]

LOL Loddy.. I just did a Yikes too.. With any luck, maybe we'll both get something done today.. Guess I'd better haul out my bags, and start finding "stuff."

[Kathleen]

Not only that, but you have to pack, too. :-) Do you leave clothes down there, or do you have to start from scratch?

[grannie9]

I leave stuff there, but between there and here, I have nothing worth saving or taking. I've never bought one thing all summer..

I will be buying when I get there tho. I just reminded Al last night that the first thing we do is get all new appliances and a new sink.. Then I'll see if I can find some clothes...;)

[Kathleen]

Why break with tradition and start wearing them now? ;-)

Don't forget you have to get a pizza baker, I still haven't looked for one yet.

[grannie9]

LOL..you're right.. I hate clothes..;)

Oh I did find the Pizza Oven.. I went on google.. This is one site I had bookmarked but there are more..

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/dotcoms/dendeepdispi.html

[Kathleen]

Thanks so much. ;-)

[Darksheare]

It waited patiently, as all the monsters did, waiting for the singing fat man to come closer. Closer. Closssssser. It pinged and banged in fury as it's chosen target swerved aside at the last second, it's ambush predator instincts frustrated in it's attempt to get itself lunch.. and then some.
It heard it's prey muttering into that black oblong bun shaped thing that hung on the wall. When the poor stupid dinner item hung the bone back on the wall, it tunred and WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THE WAITING JAWS OF THE PIZZA OVEN!

The carnage was horrible to see. The Head detective almost lost his lunch.
"Poor Bustard, whoever did this has to pay. Who in their right mind would filet a pizzaman and bake him into a large pizza... and leave this gooey red mess all over to boot?" he said.
"Boss, this pizza is good." said the seargent.
"Stop eating that."

[lodwick]

Nice job with the pizza - that's great. Keep at it Darks - we'll be able to say that we knew you "back in the day." ;-)

[lodwick]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to
you?"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

Dyslexic man walks into a bra....

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "Pint please, and
one for the road."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The
other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my
family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother
Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

[Darksheare]

Don't worry, there's no way i could deny being here. That, and we're likely to find that this thread is still going by then...
*Chuckle*
And the worst part of that short is that I don't care much for pizza.

[Darksheare]

You know, if both of us keep this up.. they're gonna commit us.

*His mind completely warped and twisted, he leaped spastically from the top of a mayonnaise jar and landed phonetically on a Braille*
Word from a ghost,"Taxi's!"
The domesticated wild swine ran from the metal can pig enclosure.
And it was then that he ordered a tavern beverage and got a crusty dessert instead. And then it was the wrath of the bathroom bar that caused the civil disturbance. They then ran to listen to the band Angry Chestbone. They had to kiss the midget to get in. All they heard was a greasy choir voice. They went to see a museum exhibit.. Dad for one.

The police report read: Male offspring, part of a disguise maybe. The subscript read in part: Colored Easter eggs prohibit regret.

Prospector's find Nebraska city... they drove beyond the limit. She ran off to wed snail's cousin.. he wasn't home though.

[mjf]

I once posted to "paulo verde" on the Dimensional Door original thread, which has continued on in life and threads. It now appears to be a photography and other stuff thread. I was most interested to discover that you have found a web site that replaces the old "photopoint.com" which disappeared! Of course, this means I can put images in posts again, thanks to you and this thread.

As a way of saying thanks, I thought you might like to see three photographs I took two weeks ago. I scanned them, digitized them and glued them together to get a digital "super wide angle" of a bridge in Natural Bridges N.M. Utah.

Thanks for the help.

[lodwick]

Awesome bridge - thanks for bringing it here. JL

[Darksheare]

And Napoloon marched his army of killer hamsters across the massive stone bridge on his way to conquer Utah. His specially trained attack wombats chortled and snuffled on his flanks, looking for the vile HUMANS.


And then he awoke in his hamster wheel, and realized he was just a short little man with an attitude.

[grannie9]

Kathleen, do you realize that we are completely surrounded by weird men? I do believe they are getting weirder every day..

I think we'd better be very aware, and very brave and strong..and don't let our undies sag.. it's hell to run with them around your ankles..;)

[grannie9]

Excellent pic mjf. Thanks for posting it.. I love stone bridges, and that's an amazing sight. You did a great job..

Yes, Fotki has been quite good until recently, but it has done an overhaul and seems to be running very well now..
My pic going bland this morning is because I deleted it on Fotki to make room for more pics. Foolish woman.. I won't do that again..

Someday, when I'm a lot older I may learn something.. ;)

[grannie9]

Come to Grannie dear.. It's time for you meds again.. lol

Were you our wandering again last night?

[grannie9]

The very old Ash at the head of our driveway. One of the few left around this area.