[lodwick]

Nice job with the pizza - that's great. Keep at it Darks - we'll be able to say that we knew you "back in the day." ;-)

[lodwick]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to
you?"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

Dyslexic man walks into a bra....

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "Pint please, and
one for the road."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The
other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my
family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother
Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

[Darksheare]

Don't worry, there's no way i could deny being here. That, and we're likely to find that this thread is still going by then...
*Chuckle*
And the worst part of that short is that I don't care much for pizza.