[lodwick]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to
you?"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

Dyslexic man walks into a bra....

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "Pint please, and
one for the road."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The
other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my
family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother
Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

[Darksheare]

You know, if both of us keep this up.. they're gonna commit us.

*His mind completely warped and twisted, he leaped spastically from the top of a mayonnaise jar and landed phonetically on a Braille*
Word from a ghost,"Taxi's!"
The domesticated wild swine ran from the metal can pig enclosure.
And it was then that he ordered a tavern beverage and got a crusty dessert instead. And then it was the wrath of the bathroom bar that caused the civil disturbance. They then ran to listen to the band Angry Chestbone. They had to kiss the midget to get in. All they heard was a greasy choir voice. They went to see a museum exhibit.. Dad for one.

The police report read: Male offspring, part of a disguise maybe. The subscript read in part: Colored Easter eggs prohibit regret.

Prospector's find Nebraska city... they drove beyond the limit. She ran off to wed snail's cousin.. he wasn't home though.