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It waited patiently, as all the monsters did, waiting for the singing fat man to come closer. Closer. Closssssser. It pinged and banged in fury as it's chosen target swerved aside at the last second, it's ambush predator instincts frustrated in it's attempt to get itself lunch.. and then some.
It heard it's prey muttering into that black oblong bun shaped thing that hung on the wall. When the poor stupid dinner item hung the bone back on the wall, it tunred and WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THE WAITING JAWS OF THE PIZZA OVEN!

The carnage was horrible to see. The Head detective almost lost his lunch.
"Poor Bustard, whoever did this has to pay. Who in their right mind would filet a pizzaman and bake him into a large pizza... and leave this gooey red mess all over to boot?" he said.
"Boss, this pizza is good." said the seargent.
"Stop eating that."