Sex Tips From Rummy

Esquire ^ | June, 2002 | Stephen Sherrill

[LowOiL]

Ok Ok, enought already, we get your point. Now get on with the rest of your life.

[X-Servative]

The decline of public standards continues it's downward slide toward Europe. So much for the "Shining City on the Hill."

[LisaFab]

Yes, that's what I thought. I wonder if he reads Esquire. (Doubt it.)

[LisaFab]

The decline of public standards continues it's downward slide toward Europe.

This coming from a fan of Saturday Night Live?

[Bella_Bru]

I bet Winthrop thought we'd all be Calivinists when he said. Here's a newsflash: we aren't.

[Desdemona]

I am not sure that the man who heads a department that refers to a nut as a "hexaform rotating compression unit" is quite the person who'd you turn to for that kind of advice.

Darn it, Ivan. You're turning me on. (and I haven't had any alcohol, yet)

[MadIvan]

Ivan, Ivan that is exactly the kind of 'dirty' talk we Rummy chicks would love to hear from the big guy!

Well perhaps the Defence Department should release the following album in time for Christmas as a stocking stuffer: "Donald Rumsfeld Reads Department of Defence Procurement Regulations". ;)

Regards, Ivan

[X-Servative]

Again you assume...I haven't watched it in years. But I did see the Jesse piece, as it has since been played elsewhere. That was good satire...this article is lazy satire.

[Gabz]

Now I've got to clean my monitor - AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Focault's Pendulum]

Yes, that's what I thought. I wonder if he reads Esquire. (Doubt it.)

Mebbe not...but since it's been posted here...I'm sure it will be called to his attention

[MadIvan]

Darn it, Ivan. You're turning me on. (and I haven't had any alcohol, yet)

I see. So perhaps the Department of Defence should release a version of "The Joy of Sex" then. And we can be treated to lilting prose such as:

"To achieve maximum temporary coital satisfaction status, the individual of the masculine gender should facilitate the compression sensitive female nodules in the following manner..."

I could read the rest, but I fear it gets too risque.

Regards, Ivan

[Desdemona]

The western world thanks you.

[LisaFab]

But I would hate to see Rummy host the show and you thought it would be funny. I think that would be demeaning to the office, but that's just MHO.

[BunnySlippers]

Wanted to make sure you saw this. :)

[MadIvan]

The western world thanks you

Indeed. My hero Calvin Coolidge would likely be rolling over in his grave.

Regards, Ivan

Calvin Coolidge: Remember gentlemen, above all things, be brief.

[Argh]

Most of you have been pinged here already. Now kindly put down the pool boys and get over here and read this article...

[Desdemona]

Calvin Coolidge: Remember gentlemen, above all things, be brief.

You would do this when I'm leaving to go to voice.

[MadIvan]

You would do this when I'm leaving to go to voice

You didn't post your schedule. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[Focault's Pendulum]

"To achieve maximum temporary coital satisfaction status, the individual of the masculine gender should facilitate the compression sensitive female nodules in the following manner..."

That's close to being Iambic Pantameter. Check you're geneology...perhaps you're related to the Bard some sixteen times removed.

Looking forward to seeing you in NY.

[TheGrimReaper]

Rummy BUMP!