[MadIvan]

Darn it, Ivan. You're turning me on. (and I haven't had any alcohol, yet)

I see. So perhaps the Department of Defence should release a version of "The Joy of Sex" then. And we can be treated to lilting prose such as:

"To achieve maximum temporary coital satisfaction status, the individual of the masculine gender should facilitate the compression sensitive female nodules in the following manner..."

I could read the rest, but I fear it gets too risque.

Regards, Ivan

[Desdemona]

The western world thanks you.

[Focault's Pendulum]

"To achieve maximum temporary coital satisfaction status, the individual of the masculine gender should facilitate the compression sensitive female nodules in the following manner..."

That's close to being Iambic Pantameter. Check you're geneology...perhaps you're related to the Bard some sixteen times removed.

Looking forward to seeing you in NY.