Sex Tips From Rummy

Esquire ^ | June, 2002 | Stephen Sherrill

[Gabz]

Now kindly put down the pool boys and get over here and read this article...

I resemble that remark!!!!

[ottersnot]

Is this a dignified piece for a man of Rummsfeld's stature? If this were about Clinton, you'd all be saying it's pathetic.
You realize of course this is satire....

[onedoug]

pung.

[Let's Roll]

It's funny because they have really captured Rummy's briefing "style". brief is not a pun

[William McKinley]

It is ONLY funny if you imagine him reading it.

And then it becomes absolutely hilarious lol

And then that first picture of him on this thread just is the perfect capper lol

[LisaFab]

Right. And I happened to find it during his briefing. Suffice to say as I am a slavish Rummy-chick, it was very difficult to concentrate on what he was actually saying after reading this.

[southern rock]

Is this a dignified piece for a man of Rummsfeld's stature?

5'9"?, 5'10"? I don't know???

[Hipixs]

Wanted to make sure you saw this. :)

Thanks. This item was posted on May 28,2002 under the title "Sex Tips from Donald Rumsfeld" in the General Interest forum.

[Howlin]

BAH.

[Darlin']

Y'all loosen up, please. I'm a Rumsfeld admirer but I do not find this in the least offensive. Clearly, the writer has watched the Secretary and has captured perfectly his style and wit. He wrote a creative, entertaining, satrical piece about a high profile, popular figure. IMHO, he sems to admire Rummy, as does most of the country, and did not intend to demean the man or his office.

[Howlin]

ROFL.

[LisaFab]

I did a search on 'sex' and 'Rumsfeld' and couldn't find it. Anyway thanks for the transcript of today's DoD briefing.

[Howlin]

Good grief......is it any wonder people think conservatives are anal retentive?

Great piece. I'm printing it off for my 81 year old MOTHER!

[Bella_Bru]

I copied and sent it in an email to a bunch of my friends and relatives.

[LisaFab]

LOL! I'm going to show it to a liberal friend of mine (yes, it's possible) who refers to me as "the Virgin Mary of the Right Wing"!

[Darlin']

I just emailed it to my teenage nieces, nephews and God children. We're all cradle conservatives and major Rumstud fans. LOL

[contessa machiaveli]

i see rummy as a take charge tiger in bed. delicious.

[realpatriot71]

Listen, anybody that can talk clean can talk dirty. Dirty talk is just like normal talk, except dirty. Your wife wants dirty talk, so give her dirty talk. Something like, "Those breasts are first-rate," or "I am going to give you a darned good orgasm," or, if she likes the rough stuff, "I'll tell you this, I am about to give you the business and I don't want to hear any guff about it."

This one's my favorite . . . You know that's exactly how Rummy would run a sex advice column - no nonsense

[LisaFab]

Contessa please! You're killing me!