What's the matter, Sandude? Oh--you mean you don't stamp the date on your seatcovers every time you touch them?
Haven't you heard? The jeep NEVER had seatcovers! Angela SAID it never had seatcovers, and as we all know, Angela, much like George Washington, is incapable of telling a lie.
I don't know about you, but I only date-stamp the DNA samples themselves. Oh yes and I would like a receipt for that please.