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To: Prentice; operation clinton cleanup

whoa! They are good pirate flirt girls, they are. A man has to offer precious gems and eternal love before he can enter one of them... or a bottle of rum.

If he really wants to enter one of my photos, he'll have to pose for me.

81 posted on 09/26/2002 4:12:01 PM PDT by ValerieUSA

These rules sound like they were made up by the DNC.....

82 posted on 09/26/2002 4:12:37 PM PDT by Windshark

You didn't really mean to say that.....

Like W. offered tiny tommy.....you can take it back and we'll never comment...

:-) heheheh

83 posted on 09/26/2002 4:14:42 PM PDT by Windshark

I have to make dinner... BBL

84 posted on 09/26/2002 4:14:57 PM PDT by ValerieUSA

*LOL* Yeah, like you didn't really mean post 77

85 posted on 09/26/2002 4:16:09 PM PDT by ValerieUSA

OMG.....FOFLOL!

It's epidemic....

You started by saying you would enter your black and white photo!

86 posted on 09/26/2002 4:20:25 PM PDT by Windshark

To: Prentice; ValerieUSA

Who is entering what and how much does it cost?

87 posted on 09/26/2002 4:35:12 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

I think you should enter one of her pirate flirt girls....

The third base coach is not waving me in...

88 posted on 09/26/2002 4:36:47 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

a bottle of rum.

Yo ho ho. Or is it Yo ho! Yo ho!

89 posted on 09/26/2002 4:39:02 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

To: operation clinton cleanup

You Live in California when...

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it
will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

You Live in New York City when...

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State
Building.
3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus
Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature,"
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language
makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You Live in Maine when...

1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and
construction.

You Live in the Deep South when...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2."y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean,
etc.

You live in Colorado when...

1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at
the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

You live in the Midwest when...

1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was
different!"

You live in Florida when...

1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

Have a good day "all ya'll".

90 posted on 09/26/2002 4:45:34 PM PDT by lodwick

Norwegian Lutheran discernment capacity

Careful there. I was raised by two German Lutherans from North Dakota (which was full of Norwegians). :) I think I have a normal to above-normal capacity for discernment (and a fairly sensitive BS meter, to boot)!
and yes, I can take a joke...

91 posted on 09/26/2002 4:46:43 PM PDT by .38sw

4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"

Thats the way everyone talks, isn't it?

92 posted on 09/26/2002 4:56:45 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

To: operation clinton cleanup

Naaa .. I just threat to have a talk with Sister if they didn't start bring home THE RIGHT BOOKS for their homework

93 posted on 09/26/2002 4:57:33 PM PDT by Mo1

Excellent photo of the Pink Tyrant and his pink-tie rant

94 posted on 09/26/2002 4:59:47 PM PDT by Mo1

95 posted on 09/26/2002 5:00:37 PM PDT by Mo1

they didn't start bring home THE RIGHT BOOKS for their homework

Oh, that old scam... LOL!

96 posted on 09/26/2002 5:02:40 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup

Ja....

Helmoot woted for tiny tommy...Ja...

:-)

How else you explain the election of the Senator from South Dakota?

97 posted on 09/26/2002 5:03:41 PM PDT by Windshark

98 posted on 09/26/2002 5:04:58 PM PDT by .38sw

To: operation clinton cleanup

EXACTLY .. like they think I never pulled that stunt

99 posted on 09/26/2002 5:05:18 PM PDT by Mo1

That's as good an explanation as any. My parents, however, would rather have been tortured than vote for a Democrat!

100 posted on 09/26/2002 5:06:24 PM PDT by .38sw

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