The Guild 9-18-2002 Get Ready For Miss America!

Miss America Official Website ^

[BigWaveBetty]

This will be a busy weekend Guilders! Miss America on Saturday night and The Emmys on Sunday night.

Don't forget our wonderful Hillary's Lovely Legs will be hosting live threads for both events. Thanks HLL!

Here's all the information you'll need to be ready for the competition. Click the link below to find your states candidate and please post her picture if you'd like.

National Contestants

[lodwick]

Thanks for the hammer - no way was I going to drop it. Not after AggieDad completely flubbed his lines this morning - he'll pay. ;-)

Let's eat

[Carolina]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the best laugh I've had in days!

[Aggie Mama]

Hah! Why didn't I think of that? I just refused to answer his phone calls. The worst part is I've been sick myself over the past week with an awful sinus infection. The good side of that, however, is that I've given new life to my diet, as I've lost about 5 pounds. Eating isn't much fun when you can't taste anything.

I think someone should invent a smell killer for people trying to lose some weight. There is absolutely no pleasure in eating chocolate when you can't taste it.

[Aggie Mama]

Mmmm. That tea looks yummy. I think I'll go make some sun tea right now.

AggieDad is in the doghouse as far as I'm concerned. I wish we had some money so I could go spend it to make me feel better. =)

Question to all: Does anyone put on as much makeup as these women do? I can't even imagine getting that much stuff on my face.

[Teacup]

BigWaveBetty, OK I'm backkkk! We had a nice lunch and talked alot. It was nice to get out and have lunch with another freeper lady.

Mountaineer: Dontcha know she was the only one we could find who still had all her teeth? ;^)

BAWAHAHA!! You're too much.

[Teacup]

Bill Clinton's political offspring are taking a beating at the ballot box this year with Janet Reno(R) and Robert Reich(L) the latest high-profile losers in bids for elected office. Reno, seen during a September 11, 2002 event in Miami, conceded defeat to political newcomer Bill McBride in the race for Florida's Democratic gubernatorial nomination while Reich, seen in Boston January 9, finished behind state Treasurer Shannon O'Brien in the Democratic primary for governor in Massachusetts.

AWWWWWW, too bad! Now they're gonna have to get real jobs.

[Teacup]

Miss California

Jennifer Glover

Miss Contra Costa County
Platform:
Safe Havens for Little People-Welfare to Work
Talent:
Vocal

OK!!! Does she mean little people, like children? or little people, like midgets?

[Teacup]

Rosie Pulls Plug on Magazine

NEW YORK (AP) - Rosie O'Donnell abruptly quit her namesake magazine Wednesday, citing a deteriorating relationship with the magazine's publisher Gruner + Jahr(snip)

"I'm sorry to have to tell my readers and my staff that my involvement in the magazine is ending, but my integrity and name are at stake, and that price is too high," O'Donnell said at a news conference. "I cannot have my name on a magazine if I cannot be assured that it will represent my vision and ideas."

BAWAHAHAHA!

[Fintan]

Miss Pennsylvania 2002, Autumn Something or Other.

To my knowledge, "Autumn" has never, ever posed with her sweater puppies exposed for some icky boyfriend with a camera and lust in his, uh, heart.

[Fintan]

Are You Smarter Than Miss America?

[Aggie Mama]

Her eyes are too far apart. It makes me dizzy trying to focus on them. Damn sinus infection.

[Carolina]

Sorry about your sinus infection. It's ragweed season for me.

Here's Miss New Hampshire:

[Fintan]

Scarlotte Deupree

That can't possibly be her real name, can it???

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Yes, I am smarter than all the Miss Americas, and Scarlotte Deupree is her stage name at the Pussycat Lounge and Gentlemen's Club.

[lodwick]

Go buy some beautiful flowers for the house.
When AD asks about them (assuming he notices),
say, Oh those are from you for being such a jerk this morning. Thanks so much. *Smooch* - all over and done with.

You'll feel great cause you've taken the high road,
and he'll feel like a goof for a while.

Sounds like a plan to me.

[Timeout]

Judy Woodruff is interviewing Shannon O'Brien, the newly nominated Dem candidate for Massachussetts governor. (What ever happened to the midget?).

She opened the segment saying "O'Brien is the first woman ever nominated for governor of Mass...". This message crawled across the screen throughout the interview.

But, excuse me, doesn't Mass CURRENTLY have a woman governor? A Republican woman....the one who had twins while serving as governor?????

So. To Judy Woodruff a "woman" doesn't count unless she's a Dim, have I got that right?

[Fintan]

Scarlotte Deupree is her stage name at the Pussycat Lounge and Gentlemen's Club.

You forgot "Erv's" in Allentown, PA. BYOB.

[BigWaveBetty]

She opened the segment saying "O'Brien is the first woman ever nominated for governor of Mass...".

Judy may be technically correct. Paul Cellucci was gov. and Jane Swift was lt. gov. then Cellucci stepped down and Jane took over.

I don't remember why Cellucci quit.

[BigWaveBetty]

Are You Smarter Than Miss America?

Yep. But then you already knew that, didn't you? ;-)

I got the living presidents question wrong. Who am I missing? Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton and ?

[BigWaveBetty]

Go buy some beautiful flowers for the house. When AD asks about them (assuming he notices), say, Oh those are from you for being such a jerk this morning. Thanks so much. *Smooch* - all over and done with.

You are a very smart man.