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To: SuziQ; *The GUILD
Still more thoughts: ;-)

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
53 posted on 09/15/2002 10:00:52 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
I'm watching Wolf Blitzer's Sunday program and I have to ask: Did Scott Ritter sell his soul to the devil, or what?

Also, it's become apparent what the Rats' response is to GW's brilliant week. They can't afford to piss off the pacifists just before the elections, so no way are they going to pass a Senate resolution giving GW authority to use force.

So they huddled in their rat hole and came up with the brilliant plan to pass a resolution supporting the "strengthening of the United Nations". OMG, I hope they do it....please, God, let them go down that road.
54 posted on 09/15/2002 10:38:51 AM PDT by Timeout
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To: lodwick
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

I really HATE when that happens!

64 posted on 09/15/2002 12:34:37 PM PDT by SuziQ
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