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The Guild 9-15-2002 Saddam Hussein Trained Al Qaeda Fighters - Report
LONDON (Reuters) ^
| September 14, 2002
Posted on 09/15/2002 4:32:29 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty
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To: Aggie Mama; mountaineer; *The GUILD
Thanks for the link - this should be interesting if your teaser was any indication of the way they think.
The last thoughts for the day:
They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies.
Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "listen witch... do it and die."
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
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posted on
09/15/2002 12:23:12 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: Timeout
You and I both know there is NO social security fund because the dems consistently "raid" it to support their incessant spending sprees.
SS should be phased out, and people should be encouraged to invest in the market. The returns, even in years like this one, are so far superior than the meager couple of percentage points of interest which SS gives them. TRUTH! We need to talk truth to the American people and they will get it - Go Bush Go!
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posted on
09/15/2002 12:30:25 PM PDT
by
Endeavor
To: mountaineer
I opened another window for further study of the enemy. Thanks again.
Did you hear that Detroit has a mooselimb population estimated to be around 350,000? Can this be correct? That is a mind-boggling number.
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posted on
09/15/2002 12:30:28 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes! I really HATE when that happens!
64
posted on
09/15/2002 12:34:37 PM PDT
by
SuziQ
To: SuziQ
;-)
65
posted on
09/15/2002 12:35:51 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Sadly, all of those punks were BORN in the United States!!!! I thought I read they were all Yemenis! Are they of Yemeni heritage, but born here?
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posted on
09/15/2002 12:36:37 PM PDT
by
SuziQ
To: lodwick
Actually the muslim population is closer to 400,000 and the largest outside of the middle east. The PUBLIC schools all have special prayer rooms and lunch rooms for the muslim students. There are areas around here where you never hear English and Al Jazara plays on the televisions in the restaurants and shops.
I will also mention that some of the 9-11 terrorists had lived here and we discovered that several others received phoney Hazardous Material Licenses around here.
Also, one of those punks captured in Buffalo lived here.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Man, man, man...we are truly living in the most interesting of times.
Be well, stay safe, and take good care up there. The camel has obviously got more than his nose in our tent.
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posted on
09/15/2002 12:53:14 PM PDT
by
lodwick
![](http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20020915/i/1032050312.1208197168.jpg)
TheLook is getting
even more serious
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posted on
09/15/2002 1:27:46 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: *The GUILD
Translations for What Men Say:
"I'm going fishing."
Means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Means..."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Means..."Why isn't dinner already on the table?"
"Uh huh", "Sure honey," or "Yes dear."
Means...Absolutely nothing; it is a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Means..."I have no idea how it works."
"We're going to be late."
Means..."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Means..."I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"Take a break honey, you're working too hard."
Means..."I can't hear the TV over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting dear."
Means..."Are you still talking?"
"It's a really good movie."
Means.."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
"That's women's work."
Means..."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
Means..."I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you and got you these roses."
Means..."The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Means..."And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Means..."It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Means..."What did you catch me at?"
"You know I could never love anyone else."
Means..."I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"You look terrific"
Means..."Oh God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving!"
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Means..."No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework."
Means..."I make the messes, she cleans them up."
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posted on
09/15/2002 2:17:43 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: habs4ever
Goodness golly, he has Eddie Munster hair!
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posted on
09/15/2002 2:22:52 PM PDT
by
pubmom
To: pubmom; *The GUILD
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
DANGEROUS: What are you SO worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE . . . . .
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.
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posted on
09/15/2002 3:39:00 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
You, JL, are a Cad!
To: Iowa Granny
Damm...I was hoping for a Card. What a difference a letter makes.
And I'd set it up so well with hammering the guys first.
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posted on
09/15/2002 6:26:29 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
You are dealing with Mature, Experienced Older Women here,,, we can see right thru this sort of thing.
To: BigWaveBetty; Hillary's Lovely Legs; All
Good Morning. 35 years ago, today, I got married.
To: Iowa Granny
To: BigWaveBetty
Thank you. What a coincidence. It looks like those are Gold Finches (the official Iowa Bird) resting on a rose branch (wild Rose: Official flower of Iowa)
To: Iowa Granny
Coincidence?! I'll have you know I have encyclopedic knowledge of all the state birds and flowers and have just been itching to use it. Yeah, that's the ticket. ;-)
To: lodwick
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Mr. B enjoyed it. (really I did too, just don't tell the ladies ;-)
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