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[Mo1]

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[Canadian Outrage]

LOL, I don't know that many either. I hear lots but can never remember them all. My husband is a pro at demolishing jokes. It makes me so mad. He gets them all screwed up!!

[Mo1]

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I'm spoiled by my 19" monitor here at home, but I have an awsome ergonomic chair at work.

[Canadian Outrage]

I love those gifs. For some reason Prentice has been begging you for the barfing ball. *Go figure*

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[Mo1]

One barf ball on it's way .. LoL

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Heres an old but timely one:

Saddam Hussein and President Bush met to work out Middle East problems. Hussein says to Bush, "You know Mr. President, I had a dream last night. I dreamt that I was traveling through your country and that in every window of every business, school, and home there were signs that read, "Welcome Saddam, Beloved Leader!" What do you think of that?"

President Bush responded, "That's very ironic. I, too, had a dream last night! I dreamed that I was traveling through Iraq. All of the schools and factories had been rebuilt. The children looked well-fed and happy. The people were smiling. And in every window of every business, school, and home there were signs."

Saddam then asked, "What did the signs say?"

Bush answered, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew!"

[Canadian Outrage]

FOFL!!

[Windshark]

White woman speak heap big talk when no one hear to defend himself.....

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Red man have trouble with hearing? *snicker*

[Mo1]

My sister sent me another picture .. this is in Belgium

[Windshark]

It's supposed to be posted with any and all Clinton or Gore pics....

But it's really cool anyway.....

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George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, an old granny, and a pretty young blonde were all traveling in the same rail car.
The train entered a long tunnel, and a few seconds later there was a resounding SLAP!
As the train came back out into the sunlight, it was obvious that Clinton had taken one on the chops.

The granny thought, "Well, he had it coming!"
The pretty blonde thought, "I'll bet Bill tried to grope me and got her!"
Clinton thought, "I'll bet Bush copped a feel and the blonde thought it was me."
Bush thought, "That was fun! Next tunnel, I'll slap him again!"

[Canadian Outrage]

I gotta do one quick letter here. BRB. Oh yeah, when we all moved over to FR, I was on it all the time and because I work for my husband, he was getting a little peeved. One day he said to me " Uh if it wouldn't be too much of an imposition, would you mind doing some work?" FOFL. I kinda felt sorry for him and said Oh alright. BRB

[Windshark]

Hear, hear!

It's Mo's fault.....she posting us down the road to typo H*ll...

[Mo1]

Oh I have a special smiley for Clinton and Gore..

See ...

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WOW! Your dad really went on the European tour, I'm sure you are glad to have those pictures. And thank you for posting them!

[Windshark]

You are forgiven for all things for at least a week....

:-)

[Mo1]

I have a few others .. as my sister gets time she is sending them to me

Dad had a whole bunch of pictures in an album

Mom said he tried throwing them in the trash once because he said that part of his life was over

Mom pulled them out of the trash and told him no way was he going to throw them out .. I'm glad she did that

[Mo1]

down the road?? hell I'm already there .. LOL