NEW BUMPER STICKERS

[drunknsage]

Bumper Stickers

1. Jesus loves you. . . everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 5. Save Your Breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date! 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks. . . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me. " 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America. . . Now speak English

[spunkets]

bag patch...

HONK IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A 357 FIRED FROM A HARLEY

won't put one on though 'cause there's always some wise@ss...

[harpseal]

Next to the bumper sticker advertising a local shooting range I have:

IF ITS TOURIST SEASON WHY CAN'T WE SHOOT THEM

Living in a shoreline town here in the Northeast it sorta says it all.

Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown

[TheGrimReaper]

Courtesy of the USMC:

When In Doubt, EMPTY THE MAGAZINE

[ItsOurTimeNow]

"The one on the right Says:

Join The Resistance
www.freerepublic.com"

Where can I purchase one of these?! I want one!

[blam]

Try Here: FReep Stuff

[blam]

see post #125.

[A2J]

"Beer - helping white people dance since 1837"

Or one like it...

"Beer - Helping Ugly People To Get Laid Since 1837"

[ItsOurTimeNow]

awesome, thanks.

[Travis McGee]

Various firearms logo items are a good "code" signal between us freedom loving shooter types. I like the round "Ruger Eagle" logo myself, all shooters know it, non shooters haven't got a clue.

[harpseal]

The NRA round eagle tag is also useful for this.

Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown

[Cap'n Crunch]

Not a bad idea, the practical joke, maybe I'd target the Chiefs car. :-)

Couple guys here pull jokes on each other, with their cruisers, dead rotten fish under the seats,(real good in the summer) powder in the vents, pepper spray on the steering wheel, fun stuff like that.

[Travis McGee]

I'll bet the jokes can get pretty far out. (All I know about cops I learned from Joseph Wambaugh.)

[jdub]

It's been a long time since i've seen "be alert! the world needs more lerts"

And no one has mentioned "Jesus saves....Gretzky rebounds, HE SCORES!!!!"

[wardaddy]

Yep and nasty folks who do know the eagle.....know there is a chance you may be ready for them and hopefully they will seek other prey.

[Travis McGee]

Or in Kali they may key your car for an NRA sticker.

[Peace4EarthNow]

Saw this one on a truck while I was driving through Indiana:

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Don't Steal - Our Government Hates Competition

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Loved that one!!

[Rebelbase]

"Your session is not valid. Please try again (1030650770)."

Happens when I click on the link at #125. Wat dat mean?

[maxwell]

LMAO! I'll have to check that one out... Don't drive the car much now that I got the bike though... Hey bro, check out stickerzone!

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !

[John SBM]

Good list! I have seen a lot of these, and there are some really good ones listed in the replies. Try this - go to BumperStatements.com and you can make any of these or any other bumper sticker you want online.