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Freeoples Thread 331

Posted on 08/22/2002 12:31:35 AM PDT by Mo1

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TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: null and void
These two strings go into a bar....

And the bartender takes one look at them and yells...."We don't serve your kind in here!"

1,241 posted on 08/29/2002 5:02:27 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: Prentice
carry on
1,242 posted on 08/29/2002 5:04:54 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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To: Prentice
At least I will be getting paid when I'm not sleeping. I will have to get on an early evening posting schedule (and miss all the fun!)
1,243 posted on 08/29/2002 5:05:55 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: Prentice
So they leave the bar.

They REALLY want a drink, so they tie each other together to make a knot at on end and legs at the other...

your turn
1,244 posted on 08/29/2002 5:09:49 PM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
At my nieces wedding a couple of weeks ago, we have some relatives that are serious Scientologists. I made the mistake of telling one of them that he was the only one of the Scientology group who seemed to be able to relate normally and naturally at these big famiuly functions...that was at the Grooms party on Friday night.

I got chance to talk with him at the reception the next evening, off in a place about a hundred feet from the beaten paths to the bar (this was an outdoor reception). During the time that we talked, which was about twenty minutes, only four people came anywhere near us. All four were from the Scientogy crowd, all four walked by individually, and all four walked within touching distance of us both. They walked right by, nothing to say, they just made sure they were able to hear what we were discussing.

I have to admit, it was a bit strange. Not one other person came near us.

Is this some kind of bizarro attempt at intimidation?

To quote Ratty...coincidence? Or something more sinister....

1,245 posted on 08/29/2002 5:10:01 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: Canadian Outrage
Hiya sweetie...

How's the great North? We keep missing each other...

You're not going to believe this, but I have to go...

I'm so sorry...I miss our dinner conversations...besides, I'm supposed to finish Nully's joke......

1,246 posted on 08/29/2002 5:12:26 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: Prentice
To quote Ratty...coincidence? Or something more sinister....

Dunno...

Odd though...

1,247 posted on 08/29/2002 5:12:33 PM PDT by null and void
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To: christine
JUMP!!!
1,248 posted on 08/29/2002 5:13:50 PM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void; yall
I'm sorry I can't finish...but you will have to take my next line.

I'm already getting in trouble..

Gnightall

1,249 posted on 08/29/2002 5:14:50 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: Prentice
Believe it or not, the north is HOT!!
1,250 posted on 08/29/2002 5:14:59 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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To: Prentice
whaddya wanna eat for???
1,251 posted on 08/29/2002 5:16:39 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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To: Mo1
You look like a redhead to me.
1,252 posted on 08/29/2002 5:20:26 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Prentice
*sigh*

They walk back into the bar and order a beer.

The bartender looks at them real suspicious like, and says, "You ain't one of them there ropes are you?"

(at this point the teller vigorously rubs the top of this head and) says: "No, I'm a frayed knot!"

(should be A rope *sigh* I started it wrong)...

1,253 posted on 08/29/2002 5:20:42 PM PDT by null and void
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To: sweetliberty
Actually is brown with red highlights ..
1,254 posted on 08/29/2002 5:22:58 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
And you looked JUST LIKE your girl kid, Carly. I can't get over the resemblance.
1,255 posted on 08/29/2002 5:24:21 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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To: null and void
Thanks Nully.... now I remember why I forgot it... LOL!
1,256 posted on 08/29/2002 5:26:19 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: null and void
Nully, your joke went over my head. LOL
1,257 posted on 08/29/2002 5:26:33 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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To: Mo1; Servant of the Nine
I had a dream about Swervie that woke me up laughing this morning. I thought it was bad when I had one about the Ratt. Hehehehehe....
1,258 posted on 08/29/2002 5:27:03 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
Your dreaming about the men?? LOL Oh dear
1,259 posted on 08/29/2002 5:28:52 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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To: sweetliberty
changing the subject for a minute, did ANYONE hear Cheney's speech today??? I'm not looking forward to the alphabet channels take on it. Wish I could have heard it for real.
1,260 posted on 08/29/2002 5:30:31 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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