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Freeoples Thread 331
Posted on 08/22/2002 12:31:35 AM PDT by Mo1
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TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: null and void
These two strings go into a bar....
And the bartender takes one look at them and yells...."We don't serve your kind in here!"
To: Prentice
carry on
To: Prentice
At least I will be getting paid when I'm not sleeping. I will have to get on an early evening posting schedule (and miss all the fun!)
To: Prentice
So they leave the bar.
They REALLY want a drink, so they tie each other together to make a knot at on end and legs at the other...
your turn
To: null and void
At my nieces wedding a couple of weeks ago, we have some relatives that are serious Scientologists. I made the mistake of telling one of them that he was the only one of the Scientology group who seemed to be able to relate normally and naturally at these big famiuly functions...that was at the Grooms party on Friday night.
I got chance to talk with him at the reception the next evening, off in a place about a hundred feet from the beaten paths to the bar (this was an outdoor reception). During the time that we talked, which was about twenty minutes, only four people came anywhere near us. All four were from the Scientogy crowd, all four walked by individually, and all four walked within touching distance of us both. They walked right by, nothing to say, they just made sure they were able to hear what we were discussing.
I have to admit, it was a bit strange. Not one other person came near us.
Is this some kind of bizarro attempt at intimidation?
To quote Ratty...coincidence? Or something more sinister....
To: Canadian Outrage
Hiya sweetie...
How's the great North? We keep missing each other...
You're not going to believe this, but I have to go...
I'm so sorry...I miss our dinner conversations...besides, I'm supposed to finish Nully's joke......
To: Prentice
To quote Ratty...coincidence? Or something more sinister.... Dunno...
Odd though...
To: christine
JUMP!!!
To: null and void; yall
I'm sorry I can't finish...but you will have to take my next line.
I'm already getting in trouble..
Gnightall
To: Prentice
Believe it or not, the north is HOT!!
To: Prentice
whaddya wanna eat for???
To: Mo1
You look like a redhead to me.
To: Prentice
*sigh*
They walk back into the bar and order a beer.
The bartender looks at them real suspicious like, and says, "You ain't one of them there ropes are you?"
(at this point the teller vigorously rubs the top of this head and) says: "No, I'm a frayed knot!"
(should be A rope *sigh* I started it wrong)...
To: sweetliberty
Actually is brown with red highlights ..
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08/29/2002 5:22:58 PM PDT
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Mo1
To: Mo1
And you looked JUST LIKE your girl kid, Carly. I can't get over the resemblance.
To: null and void
Thanks Nully.... now I remember why I forgot it... LOL!
To: null and void
Nully, your joke went over my head. LOL
To: Mo1; Servant of the Nine
I had a dream about Swervie that woke me up laughing this morning. I thought it was bad when I had one about the Ratt. Hehehehehe....
To: sweetliberty
Your dreaming about the men?? LOL Oh dear
To: sweetliberty
changing the subject for a minute, did ANYONE hear Cheney's speech today??? I'm not looking forward to the alphabet channels take on it. Wish I could have heard it for real.
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