[TBall]

Good for you. I wrote Anna a letter last weekend. I hope she reads it because I put a lot of effort into it.

[martin_fierro]

Her sycophantic entourage -- including her lawyer -- was what made me genuinely ill.

I felt like I was observing life under a rock.

[SteamshipTime]

I have watched maybe a minute of the show. Sad and pathetic. This woman needs to spend a year on retreat, learning to deal with her various addictions. She's gone rapidly from Rubenesque beauty to fat middle-aged drunk.

[BlueLancer]

PICTURES! You've been around long enough to know that a thread such as this needs PICTURES!

Der Elite Møøsenspåånkengruppen OberKømmååndø (EMØØK)"

[Hugin]

I see she got you to watch. I guess that's what she was thinking.

Actually my wife turned it on for a few minutes last night. This woman is obviously so whacked out on drugs that she is incapable of thought. Ozzie is a sober genius by comparison. I don't know which is more obnoxious, watching her stumble and mumble around, or the interviews with her sychophantic assistant/friend about how wonderful she is.

[capt. norm]

She is responding to what she thinks is a demand for ever larger breasts. She has become an "Omega Moo" (big cow).

A good many of us feel sorry for her because we already know the problem she will soon face when the law of gravity causes the end results.

[tomkat]

ummm, who is 'anna nicole' ?

i'm serious ... 

[woofie]

I swear that dog is Bubba's soulmate

[woofie]

STRANGE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN BILL CLINTON AND ANNA NICOLE SMITH


Posted on 08/07/2002 9:11 PM Pacific by woofie


Here are some of the strange similarities Ive uncovered between the past president William Jefferson Clinton and noted celebrity Anna Nicole Smith:

1. They both have a familiarity with the court system.


2. Both appear to know what the term "white trash" means.


3. Each is very familiar with Mc Donald's.


4.Bill has travelled the globe...Anna has 2 large globes.


5. Each needs a career rehabition.


6.Sex and money seem indelibly linked in their psyches.


7. If you say the word "Oral" neither one of them will think of "Oral Roberts".


8."Humidors ,cigars, Sigmund Freud"...you make your own joke.


9. Anna was married to a rich old codger,Bill is married to a bitch.


10. After Anna took a cruise, she needed an asprin while playing with her husband on a shuffle board court, Bill lobbed a Cruise Missle at an asprin factory after Monica appeared in court.

[Mo1]

Get help, girlfriend............soon

I think it's to late for her ... she's going down hill fast

[YOMO]

Yeah, there ARE a bunch of knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who get turned on by your "drag queen imitation," but any self-respecting drag queen would shun you AND your Kabuki make-up..................
Oh my God, move over Tammy Fay.

[Greeklawyer]

I watch a bit but I could not continue. She was drunk or stoned and it was too much. It is supposed to be entertainment.

If she sobers up perhaps it could become a "guilty pleasure" but not based on the first episode. (at the portion I actually watched)

PS. Blue makeup must go........

[weikel]

I don't watch that show it looks really really retarded and not funny. But you can't argue with success.